
Introdoooocing the metassus.com MakeOverSensation ™.
Hi, you know me. I'm Metassus.
Now YOU can look like the animal of YOUR dreams.
Wolves, dogs, bovines, horses, sheepses, ducks, infection-laden swine and other foods.
Refer to my gallery for samples - every one of those so-called 'animals' were REAL PEOPLE until they had the MAKEOVERSENSATION™!
Contact us directly for our special rates card and international flight times. (And the hotel chains we prefer.)
AND THAT'S NOT ALL -- choose one animal form and get another ABSOLUTELY FREE!
You too can look just like this!
Sully was originally a skinny human nerd with pimples before his makeover -- now isn't he FABULLUSSSS?
(Note: Not valid in Alaska or Albania, or any countries that sound stupid.
Applicants with annual income less than $1,000,000 p.a. not welcome.)
Category Photography / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Housecat
Size 908 x 1000px
File Size 672 kB
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