
I'm going to be revisiting this to do some minor touch-ups but for now, sticking a fork in and calling it done. Photoshop, Zbrush, Blender, WAY WAY WAY TOO MANY HOURS. Commission for dis dood: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Eyvindr
Me: Golly gee willickers, this one was hard.
Satan: Doesn't look hard to me... oh, you meant... never mind. >.>
Me: Perve. >8{
Satan: That's a very short leash he's wearing.
Me: It's a bell charm, you dingaling.
Satan: Bad Bobbie! To the punitentiary with you!
Me: -facepalm-
Satan: What's that thing on his arm?
Me: A wrist-mounted brazing dildo.
Satan: Hm... Intriguing. Where can I get one of those?
Me: -___- I'll send you one in the mail.
Satan: What's that weird thing on the tray in the background?
Me: A highly sensitive stupid-triggered fucktard annihilator that atomizes dipshits who ask dumb questions. >8{
Satan: What's all that blue crap on the other tray?
Me: The leftovers of dipshits who didn't take the hint and kept asking stupid questions! >8E
Satan: Is he single? I'd hit dat ass like a Mack Truck doing 20-over on the highway.
Me: MURDER!
Satan: What!? Inquiring minds want to know! In the pursuit of journalistic integrity, I am obligated to ask if dat ass is as spankable as it looks!
Me: You can't even see his ass!
Satan: Ahh, but here's the thing, you do not have to see dat ass to know it's there. You can tell by dem hips and dos thighs that there is necessarily dat ass on the other side. It's simple math really.
Me: I wasn't aware dat ass was a branch of mathematics.
Satan: It's elementary, my dear Twatson!
Me: -aims highly sensitive stupid-triggered fucktard annihilator-
Satan: I happen to know that, since I am not a fucktard, this thing won't hurt me in the slightest. Also, there are no titties in this painting. Just thought I'd point that out.
Me: BSHOOOOM!
Satan: -fizzle- OWWW! YOU BETCH!
Me: BSHOOM!
Satan: OW! I am going to create a special place in Hell just for you!
Me: Any last words? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Satan: *Grabs junk* HONK HONK, BETCH!
Me: Really, those are your last words?
Satan: Well, we both know that thing isn't going to properly kill me. It's just going to send me back home where I intend to begin work immediately on building your Special Hell which will be staffed with congressional republicans and ruled over by Donald Trump while disco, country music, and gangster rap intermittently play through speakers loud enough to make your ears bleed. The only food available will be beets, celery, and those nasty cardboard pizzas they used to serve on Fridays back in Jr. High. There will be no indoor plumbing, no AC, and the only thing playing on TV will be infomercials or Fox News. :)
Me: ............BRB. Converting to Christianity.
Me: Golly gee willickers, this one was hard.
Satan: Doesn't look hard to me... oh, you meant... never mind. >.>
Me: Perve. >8{
Satan: That's a very short leash he's wearing.
Me: It's a bell charm, you dingaling.
Satan: Bad Bobbie! To the punitentiary with you!
Me: -facepalm-
Satan: What's that thing on his arm?
Me: A wrist-mounted brazing dildo.
Satan: Hm... Intriguing. Where can I get one of those?
Me: -___- I'll send you one in the mail.
Satan: What's that weird thing on the tray in the background?
Me: A highly sensitive stupid-triggered fucktard annihilator that atomizes dipshits who ask dumb questions. >8{
Satan: What's all that blue crap on the other tray?
Me: The leftovers of dipshits who didn't take the hint and kept asking stupid questions! >8E
Satan: Is he single? I'd hit dat ass like a Mack Truck doing 20-over on the highway.
Me: MURDER!
Satan: What!? Inquiring minds want to know! In the pursuit of journalistic integrity, I am obligated to ask if dat ass is as spankable as it looks!
Me: You can't even see his ass!
Satan: Ahh, but here's the thing, you do not have to see dat ass to know it's there. You can tell by dem hips and dos thighs that there is necessarily dat ass on the other side. It's simple math really.
Me: I wasn't aware dat ass was a branch of mathematics.
Satan: It's elementary, my dear Twatson!
Me: -aims highly sensitive stupid-triggered fucktard annihilator-
Satan: I happen to know that, since I am not a fucktard, this thing won't hurt me in the slightest. Also, there are no titties in this painting. Just thought I'd point that out.
Me: BSHOOOOM!
Satan: -fizzle- OWWW! YOU BETCH!
Me: BSHOOM!
Satan: OW! I am going to create a special place in Hell just for you!
Me: Any last words? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Satan: *Grabs junk* HONK HONK, BETCH!
Me: Really, those are your last words?
Satan: Well, we both know that thing isn't going to properly kill me. It's just going to send me back home where I intend to begin work immediately on building your Special Hell which will be staffed with congressional republicans and ruled over by Donald Trump while disco, country music, and gangster rap intermittently play through speakers loud enough to make your ears bleed. The only food available will be beets, celery, and those nasty cardboard pizzas they used to serve on Fridays back in Jr. High. There will be no indoor plumbing, no AC, and the only thing playing on TV will be infomercials or Fox News. :)
Me: ............BRB. Converting to Christianity.
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File Size 1.29 MB
1: Awesome as always. Nice to see something... hmm. not steampunk, but... well, looks cool as shit anyway!
2: I glanced, wasn't going to look for derpfrog. Read comments. Went hunting. Sadly, I found him pretty quickly once I knew he was actually there to look for. But he's so cute!
3: Love the conversations you have with Satan. ...less chat about butts than usual, it seems.
4: Seriously, reference back to #1... the sheer level of detail is insane. And it's GOOD STUFF. I mean, it's not just extra scribblies for their own sake. This level of stuff is NUTS. Add in your ability to Thwart Satan (mostly), and you're clearly a Demigod.
2: I glanced, wasn't going to look for derpfrog. Read comments. Went hunting. Sadly, I found him pretty quickly once I knew he was actually there to look for. But he's so cute!
3: Love the conversations you have with Satan. ...less chat about butts than usual, it seems.
4: Seriously, reference back to #1... the sheer level of detail is insane. And it's GOOD STUFF. I mean, it's not just extra scribblies for their own sake. This level of stuff is NUTS. Add in your ability to Thwart Satan (mostly), and you're clearly a Demigod.
It often perplexes me when I see non-furry people harp on your work. I've seen your work called creepy, try hard, too real; and bizarrely as "degenerate" as any furry porn (Apparently unironically ) 0.o
Puritans exist and they aren't so isolated as they were in the days before mass communication and they can be really strange...
Your art always keeps my eyes darting around, you are a hell of saleswoman for eye candy.
Puritans exist and they aren't so isolated as they were in the days before mass communication and they can be really strange...
Your art always keeps my eyes darting around, you are a hell of saleswoman for eye candy.
^____^ Thanks. Kind of you to say.
Creepy though? I wonder why they think that? And what do they mean by "try hard"? How can something be too real? As for people who think my work is "degenerate," I don't care about them. They're entitled to their opinions but I think they're boring, unimaginative prudes. I am curious why anyone would think my work is creepy though. I don't see creepy at all except where I'm purposely trying to be creepy. -shrugs- Maybe I'm just weird.
Creepy though? I wonder why they think that? And what do they mean by "try hard"? How can something be too real? As for people who think my work is "degenerate," I don't care about them. They're entitled to their opinions but I think they're boring, unimaginative prudes. I am curious why anyone would think my work is creepy though. I don't see creepy at all except where I'm purposely trying to be creepy. -shrugs- Maybe I'm just weird.
Some obviously just being prudes seeking purity.
Some probably antifur trolls slaming anything from anime catgirls onward in a spectrum of furry
Others can be partly explained by: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley --People feeling a subconscious uneasiness due to the level of realism in your work...and then lashing out on that uneasiness to say nonesense about art being objectively wrong.
Some probably antifur trolls slaming anything from anime catgirls onward in a spectrum of furry
Others can be partly explained by: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley --People feeling a subconscious uneasiness due to the level of realism in your work...and then lashing out on that uneasiness to say nonesense about art being objectively wrong.
Ho-ly mo-ly. This is amazing, the interplay of the different tools you used to make this one happen is pretty much on point, it all sits flush.
The Scene itself is very detailed and tells a huge portion of the story, you can really feel being in there with that sci-fi-steampunk tinkerer being at work.
The Scene itself is very detailed and tells a huge portion of the story, you can really feel being in there with that sci-fi-steampunk tinkerer being at work.
what scares me, here, pentecost, is: i know you are deathly-serious when you tell us, more / less, you're not satisfied by your product. up there
up there, whence, i reck'n, at least 96.41% of us involuntarily had shat bricks from out of our-very-selves, as soon as we'd lain eyes on it
if i may opine this, billie-jean: mister wardurwaff got his money's worth!
oh-so very-much-so!
(p.s. — i continue to have problems finding derpfrog
maybe i am not understanding the nature of this easter egg?
does froggy always appear like this <http://prntscr.com/hibxu5>?
or might froggy present in different iterations?)
up there, whence, i reck'n, at least 96.41% of us involuntarily had shat bricks from out of our-very-selves, as soon as we'd lain eyes on it
if i may opine this, billie-jean: mister wardurwaff got his money's worth!
oh-so very-much-so!
(p.s. — i continue to have problems finding derpfrog
maybe i am not understanding the nature of this easter egg?
does froggy always appear like this <http://prntscr.com/hibxu5>?
or might froggy present in different iterations?)
>>>what scares me, here, pentecost, is: i know you are deathly-serious when you tell us, more / less, you're not satisfied by your product. up there
Heh. :P You're not wrong. I try not to get too down on my work but I always feel like I could have done better. If I could start this over, there are a TON of things I'd do differently.
>>>if i may opine this, billie-jean: mister wardurwaff got his money's worth!
Kind of you to say ^______^
Derp froggy may also occasionally appear like this: https://bjpentecost.deviantart.com/.....iora-312752489 (Lower right corner by her foot.) Though, he is also usually very tiny and hard to spot. I don't know how this game got started but now it's pretty much expected. People actually get miffed if I don't include him. XD
Heh. :P You're not wrong. I try not to get too down on my work but I always feel like I could have done better. If I could start this over, there are a TON of things I'd do differently.
>>>if i may opine this, billie-jean: mister wardurwaff got his money's worth!
Kind of you to say ^______^
Derp froggy may also occasionally appear like this: https://bjpentecost.deviantart.com/.....iora-312752489 (Lower right corner by her foot.) Though, he is also usually very tiny and hard to spot. I don't know how this game got started but now it's pretty much expected. People actually get miffed if I don't include him. XD
i reck'n i might look at it, in this way: it may not be, that your "finished" product is necessarily lacking ..... rather, there simply are other, equally-fine Iterations you can present
in that case: i am hell'a interested in seeing a "side-by-side" comparison, of this version of "Eyvindr," and your amended version
this, as well, can be a Fun Game for us to partake of, pentecost.
^_^
you were too nice, to us, back in 2012.
i'd be a complete nimrod, not to've been able to descry derpyfrog on my own, thither!
. . . . .
!!!!
i did it, billie-jean!
i just found that little fucker!!
´just now, without having to zoom in the display, or anything!
😸😸
eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!
in that case: i am hell'a interested in seeing a "side-by-side" comparison, of this version of "Eyvindr," and your amended version
this, as well, can be a Fun Game for us to partake of, pentecost.
^_^
you were too nice, to us, back in 2012.
i'd be a complete nimrod, not to've been able to descry derpyfrog on my own, thither!
. . . . .
!!!!
i did it, billie-jean!
i just found that little fucker!!
´just now, without having to zoom in the display, or anything!
😸😸
eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!
Thanks. :) I was kinda going for industrial-lite vaguely steampunk. Not sure I hit the mark on that as closely as I would have liked but, eh, the doodguy who commissioned it was happy with it. I guess that's what matters most. I would like to try and do more proper steampunk stuff though.
I can't believe the textures in this piece! It's almost like you can climb right in there with him, like its the other side of a lens pointing into his world. Even the floor! The fact you went out of your way to get the nicks and light refraction in the hardwood just right ties the reality of it all together. It's an amazing creation and I can't believe how much you've improved since the last time I saw your artwork.
Thank you so much. ^__^; This was a very difficult piece. It fought me every step of the way. XC I've never been good at getting decent renders out of Blender for some reason. I've seen other people do it so I know it must be me but at the same time, I can get decent renders out of Octane MUCH more easily. I just need to sack-up and buy it or try out Octane through Unity which, awesomely enough, is free.
Unity is just an all around awesome developing tool. Though I didn't realize it had decent tools with it for 3D rendering. Thought it was mostly for using presets or imports from other tools, and adding code/scripts for animation and games. But then again I was messing with it when I realized game development just isn't quite "me" yet. It also has some shared functionality with Visual Studio which is a powerhouse dev environment if you have any programmer friends you may want to collab with in the future. I believe Unreal is now free, although I don't know what that engine has to offer.
there is a special hell for child molesters and people who talk in the theater...
I'm pretty sure satan just described it to you...
btw, if and or when I ever get my own place...I wanna UPS you to it so you can interior decorate it just something just like this picture...
matter of fact, bring this picture with you, and a spare stupid-triggered fucktard annihilator...I want to hook it to my doorbell for "special" guests
I'm pretty sure satan just described it to you...
btw, if and or when I ever get my own place...I wanna UPS you to it so you can interior decorate it just something just like this picture...
matter of fact, bring this picture with you, and a spare stupid-triggered fucktard annihilator...I want to hook it to my doorbell for "special" guests
Well, I'm pretty late to the party. But damn. The level of detail is exemplary. No wonder this took untold numbers of hours to finish. But it looks so good!
I tried to go frog-hunting, but I kept getting distracted by the freaking level of detail (floor scuffs! intricate book spines! stuff just laying around! Where you 'hid' your signature!) so I just didn't bother. Just... seriously. Looks great.
I tried to go frog-hunting, but I kept getting distracted by the freaking level of detail (floor scuffs! intricate book spines! stuff just laying around! Where you 'hid' your signature!) so I just didn't bother. Just... seriously. Looks great.
I am incredibly honored and amazed that you did this for me. I know it was a commission but you went so far above and beyond anything I could have imagined. I recognize the gift you've given me and can barely begin to comprehend how much energy you spent making this based on the past year you've had.
I'm blown away.
I'm going to start writing stories on the acquisition of some of the stuff in the background, as several of them are worth a story.
Thank you.
I'm blown away.
I'm going to start writing stories on the acquisition of some of the stuff in the background, as several of them are worth a story.
Thank you.
If I ever needed an image that shows the Acme of imagination, imaging skill and character design, this would be it. I look at this scene and I'm intrigued with the details that hint this I NOT the world that we know, but one close to ours. There's a hint that the level of technology the creature in the mid ground is using is in the middle of a culture that relies on hand built things, but also has the ability to create items in a seemingly instantaneous manner and in mass production. I feel if I found myself in the character's Laboratory-Workshop, that he and I might enjoy exchanging conversation on our separate technologies, but if he's getting ready to test fire what appears to be a massive energy weapon, I think I'd best leave. This image does get my imagination stirring in want to create a story that tells more of what is going on in the image. It's truly one of those images where a story or ideas for a legendary series of stories might spiral forth from.
"The warring tyrant King Helling gets a price on his head, set by an unlikely client, but reptilian bowyer Kipp Dragan is fond of unusual contracts, in his other life as Cardin City's top assassin."
Bowyer is a story of a young guy with nefarious skills who finds out the true cost of believing all you hear.
Bowyer is a story of a young guy with nefarious skills who finds out the true cost of believing all you hear.
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