I decided that  hattonslayden's Mar was overdue to his monthly exfoliating and waxing by Red Shetland. And since its close to the holidays, Red's giving Mar that double sander special.

And with 3500 grit silica-carbide, you can hear the chromed domed lug just murring happily. That and likely has a tit pressed against his head.

Besides, if Mar wasn't featured every so often,  hattonslayden gets all sad faced and just draws Hello Kitty Porn all day, and you don't want that!