If you've ever seen the Great White North, you'll know the voice I'm shooting for here.

mike: sterling audio st61
multitrack: Reaper
Synths:
Alchemy (full)
dsk electrik guitar
Korg wavestation

Mastering: Ozone 5


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So good day. Cold up north here, eh?

my best friend eddie / and I went to /the grocery
needed more beer / but the roads were / real icy
turned the corner / suddenly we / were goners
a moose was in our path/ we were going / much too fast

Eddie are you okay? Eddie are you okay? Are you okay Eddie?
Eddie are you okay? That's a moose there. Are you okay Eddie?
Eddie are you okay? Eddie are you okay? Are you okay Eddie?
what the hell you doing? Eddie are you okay? Are you crazy Eddie?

Eddie hit the power! / Snow poured round us / like a shower
But the car turned sideways / and slid towards / the tower
Somehow the car fit /between those / four moose legs
then the windshield was shattered/ by what looked like/ two brown eggs

Eddie are you okay? Eddie are you Okay? It'll be okay Eddie
You've been hit by / you've been struck by / a Moose Genital!

I guess the Fiat is taller than it looks eh? Heheheh

We were covered in glass / I felt like/ such an ass
Then I looked behind us / moose was charging / right at us

Eddie better hurry. Better hurry. Better hurry eddie
Eddie moose is pissed off. He is pissed off. Really pissed off eddie
Eddie better hurry. Moose is very angry. Better drive fast eddie
Eddie hit the gas please. See the antlers? this is gonna hurt!

Then the moose was on us! His hooves smashed the roof in!
I grabbed one last beer and waited for the end.
A crowd then gathered, and laughed loud and hollered
till the moose got tired. This took round an hour.

Eddie are you okay? Eddie are you Okay? It'll be okay Eddie
You've been hit by / you've been struck by / a Moose Genital!

And I want to be there when you show the insurance.