NOT JIMMY!!! ANYONE BUT JIMMY!!!!!

"beam hits you"

jimmy,"sorry! that was meant for me!"

*giggles* Just like the movie and every series ever.. *giggles* Sweeet doom on a cracker THEY got... uhhh.. *scratches head and goes through crew manifest* Oh well we will see who is MIA tomorow.

Just like Taki in Soul Caliber.
That's gotta be a fun paint job!

-B!

Sweet.

Jimmy wasn't thinking with his dipstick, so there goes his head.

This.

*Snert*

Poor M'ress. Must be tough trying to remember coworkers with that amount of workplace churn.

You don't' have to learn their names. It's not like they're really people.

-B!

teh curse of red hehe

But did the beam shrink her shirt...

Nope, that was thanks to the ship's laundry guy.

Thanks Steve!

-B!

What about the guy that was able to give her a transporter beam "accident" ;)

also a damn good man!

-B!

^_^ Yes I would agree.

Well, I'll have to make sure she's really okay by examining her. Please tell the lady to remove her shirt please...

Man, OSHA would be pure hell on Starfleet.

Can you imagine how long the waiver you'd have to sign to go one of those ships would be?

No, I really can't.

Though I imagine it's probably as short as 'We ain't responsible for none of the shit that happens'.

But they'd have to list every single horrible thing that might happen to you, from being drained of all your sodium to getting assimilated by the Borg, not to mention holodeck malfunctions.

Not to mention every control panel seems to be running off a plasma conduit. It looks like the 4th of July on the bridge and engeneering every time they take a hit... *PHOOOM* (checkov scream) "Arrrgh!" *

Yeah, Starfleet needs to invest in some non-explosive circuitry. Or at least some more robust uniforms. XD

Nah... Circuit breakers.

Fuses, even. ;)

I think they have those, but even they're made of squibs. X3

"By putting this shirt on you wave every right you've ever had. Ever!"

-B!

Enterprise pecking order goes: redshirts, dirt, ceti eels in the dirt, Kirk's sloppy seconds, Spock 'n Bones, Kirk, and Kirk's wang.

JIMMY! THEY SHOT JIMMY! LOUSY STINKIN' FAIRIES!

Atrocity-filled vermin?

Unspeakable Animal Warmongers?

Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...

Looks like someone reversed the polarity of the interphased hyperspatial neutronic mass defuser.

Don't forget to throw in some green later! Nothing goes better together than tight red shirts and green skin. :3

ahhh yes those nonestablished red shirts seriously need to lose those lazer atractors :D

seriously though i love her figure :D and i wonder what do the people at your work say when they see you drawing these ?

The secret hope of furries that M'ress will actually be included in the next movie. Till then, this'll have to do. XD

I was hoping for this new one... maybe next time!

-B!

Your Dead Jim!

:P funny/ well done picture :)

I often like to imagine that all the other starships are incredibly safe, and it's just the enterprise that's killing off the newbies.
"
Hey doug, we just made Ensign. Are you pumped or what?"
"Well, I wish I had better news, but my first assignment is the En..."
"Don't even say that name! It's like MacBeth around here."
"Yep, if the rumors are true, I'm going to pretty much stand point and wait for something to end me so that Kirk can swoop in after the danger and get some tail."
"Oh man, it's like I wish I didn't get to be such good friends with you at the academy, because I'll be imagining you poisoned or vaporized while I'm staring at readouts from nebulas."
"Yep. I gotta go now to get rid of this ring I was gonna give Karen."

This makes too much sense to not be true.

Well with the new movie all the other ships lost their newbie... and regular crew...

-B!

Yep, with virtually no recognition of the no-doubt thousands lost. Everyone was too busy moving forward in their character arcs.(except the hulk)

There's going to be a serious recruitment drive that next day!

-B!

Saved by her own Mammaries, me thinks?

True, I could never hurt a rack like that!

-B!

(*Sad Look*) Awww... I liked him too!

Also, she has boobs. :P

Death beams aren't the only things curving around her!

Wow, M'Ress is getting quite the lovel lately!

And there's still more to give!

-B!

Sweetness!

Jimmy? doesn't seem very dead...

Jimmy : "Set phasers to Stun..." *gets hit* "Eeennnning!" *dies*

If you couldn't tell who was who with the rank and file redshirts before their heads are vaporised, how could you tell afterwards?

Yo check the name written on their undies.

-B!

Do Starfleet uniforms come in a spray can now?

Future tech!

Haha! Awesome. ^___^

I suspect that her uniform had to be beamed on.

I wonder if the uniform is just a hologram projected from the badge...

Perhaps a "grab test" needs to be performed.

That would be pretty cool!

-B!

Sounds like alikely Theory!

Ha,ha! That classic gag never gets old. XD

Brilliant!

Thanks!

Here's a few I've done in the past:

http://www.supermegatopia.com/galle.....ransporter.jpg

http://www.supermegatopia.com/galle.....nk=missing.jpg

http://www.supermegatopia.com/galle.....ink=doomed.jpg

http://www.supermegatopia.com/galle.....nk=retired.jpg

well, wasn't Scotty red too? ;p

Yes, but he's too bad ass to die!

-B!

And he Rarely went down to the planet.

Most definitely X3

would be funny what would happen if a whole bunch of main character redshirts went down to a planet...X3

The one who survives is the one who brought the gun.

no, they all have guns, it's the one that brought a portable personal shield.

She could put phasers in her bra...set to stun!

Actually it was her cleavage that generated a gravitiy field that destrorted the beams path. So it really didn't matter what color shirt she's wearing. She will need to be aware of projectile weapons for the will be attracted by the gravatational forces.

hahah man. I like the "improved" Sized of her breasts and the perrrfect roundness.

You mean she wasn't drawn like this in the cartoon?

It's how I saw her...

Hmm really I don't recall her looking exactly like that. ANd I say your version is better

LOL, great comic.

The eternal curse of the red shirt has struck again!!!

OMG! They killed Jimmy! You bastards!

*chuckles*
Very cute hun.

Oh hell yes, excellent art man

Looks like someone forgot her bra today. XD I think the aliens have plans for her.

This resurgence of M'ress art has me beside myself with joy.

Also, we're gonna need another Jimmy!

Uhm, why does the celestial body in the upper-left corner look like it's part of her hairstyle? Other than that, awesome piece, and quite hilarious, glad I'm not Jimmy.

Only major characters can negate the red death of star trek

Dammit, that's funny. >...<

" It's worse than that, yer dead, Jim!"

Form fitting. :3

Red Shirt Rule: Being a red shirt on original Star Trek means you'll be killed while on an away mission.

Red Shirt Rule Addendum: UNLESS you're a hot female.


Next Gen Corrolary: if you are a blue uniform science officer, your bridge station panel will explode and kill you the INSTANT something scratches one of the warp nacelles.

... sorry, what? I got distracted after the word "curves"...

Remember when we were joking about the custom-tailored outfits fitted to the chick's nipples? *points upward*

Next time I need to put seams along the nipple bumps!

-B!

Poor possible Jimmy.

Excellent art, Brian. Lt. M'Ress is too uber hot and sexy to die. Jimmy should neer stand behind the popular character, you die quicker that way. Awedsome poses, colors, bg and expressions.

King Cheetah is awesome.

I USED to be a trekkie, but only for Next Generation. I remember watching it everyday at night. Captian Picard is win. The only episode I remember is when Riker got eaten by that purple jelly stuff.

I pray to the gods of geekness the Star Trek hype will bring about a new animated series. Maybe they can get Genndy Tartakovsky interested. We may yet see Kirk bang cute three-eyed alien chicks yet.

Oh that would be sweeet!

-B!

Yeah, tell that to one Natasha Yar!

...who came back later...

...over and over...

Oh goddamnit >.<

She didn't have much of a rack though.

-B!

True enough.