Lovely Hedjjie <3

*Noms on you* :O

*mrrrrr* :O

cute hedgie~ *huggles*

I totally just made a banana cake.

...In your pants!? D:

I haven't got an oven in my pants. If I did it would be cool, could make cakes anywhere then!

need some company? ill buy you a drink ;)

<3

no reason a cute hedge like you should be alone

He just needs some love <3.

Often! :D

If I was there hun I'd join ya for a drink

^^

I could go for a drink with a hedgie.

We're cheap dates XD

Awwww nu be lonely...Ill drink with ya ^^

You're too little to drink :P

True, but Robby lets me ^^

daw-aww

*Pounce!* XD

*Bites!* :P

No lapdances at the bar XD

sweet <3

Cuz I'm covered in pear cider! :O

your not lonely your just misunderstood

after all

No-one said that life was fair
It's family ties that bind
So I severed mine with a sequinned heel
So chic, my favourite kind
Poor Buffy and sweet Cocka
And dear Magenta Hole
She should have been more careful
Sliding up and down that pole

I'm just a tortured plaything
Trying so hard to play my game
From a dysfunctional family
So I'm really not to blame
See, my old daddy was Doctor Freud
Now he's drifting in a bloody void
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
Twisting the game
My way

Even as a little boy
I had to be the best
Wouldn't leave the house to go to school
Until I had my lurex vest
Mama wasn't proud of me
She said I played the fool
She used to play piano
Now she'll never play at all

I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
Twisting the game
My way

Everybody, better say your prayers
Jack'll come and get you unawares
Be careful what you say
From time to time
I don't like cabaret
And I hate mime
Oh this den of society
Underneath my propriety
In space no-one can hear you scream
Or shout
This is my playground
My personal slay ground
You pay to get in
And you never get out

I tried so hard to make some friends
But, they always wanted something back
I lthought I'd pick up little strays
I make up for what they lack
Set up a place where I was king
By the name of Saucy Jack
It's amazing what they fall for
When you get them in the sack
Ha ha ha ha

I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
Twisting the game my way
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
I'm just a tortured plaything
Twisting the game ....
Twisting, and twisting, and twisting, and twisting, and twisting
The game my way

Twisting the game my wayyyyyyyy

I haven't thought about this song in forever

Dood, how do ya drink that if you're in the suit? XD

*keeps da hejji company!* ^.^ dis issa kyoot piccy! *cuddles ya* :D
Feelin betta lately, tho? Haven chatted wif ya recently. I know ya been sick an stoof. So, how is? :D *nose*

"If I told you your body was beautiful, would you hold it against me?"