What if: Cranberry Battle
                    This idea was the result of a bit of RP with 
 gregoro Moth didn't understand the use of cranberry sauce and was reluctant to try it. I tried to convince her to give it a taste, things got out of hand and... well... here we are.
I belong to me (and apparently Santa now, too) and Moth belongs to me as well.
            
 gregoro Moth didn't understand the use of cranberry sauce and was reluctant to try it. I tried to convince her to give it a taste, things got out of hand and... well... here we are.I belong to me (and apparently Santa now, too) and Moth belongs to me as well.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
                    Species Cervine (Other)
                    Size 960 x 1280px
                    File Size 185.1 kB
                
                    had this funny thought you might like after seeing this 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUCRcK7QYc
moth should definatly be loki as for whom to do the smashing you decide
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUCRcK7QYc
moth should definatly be loki as for whom to do the smashing you decide
                    in my head was thinking candlewick 
scene plays like this
a fight in moths home
you your characters aganst moth
big energywave pushes everyone back
candlewick lying on his back
potion falls in his mouth drinks it all
moth does her evil rant
candlewick comes in all hulked out
but thats in my mind
your the master love to see your plan come to fruition
            scene plays like this
a fight in moths home
you your characters aganst moth
big energywave pushes everyone back
candlewick lying on his back
potion falls in his mouth drinks it all
moth does her evil rant
candlewick comes in all hulked out
but thats in my mind
your the master love to see your plan come to fruition
                    Moth: I'm not in the business of granting wishes for free, darling. What do I get in return?
Dearshul: *whispers* You might want to run before she gets any ideas.
Moth: *snaps her fingers* And you might want to zip it.
Dearshul: *chuffs irritatedly, knowing full well that if she tries speaking now it will result in rather embarrassing reindeer noises*
            Dearshul: *whispers* You might want to run before she gets any ideas.
Moth: *snaps her fingers* And you might want to zip it.
Dearshul: *chuffs irritatedly, knowing full well that if she tries speaking now it will result in rather embarrassing reindeer noises*
                    Dearshul: *gives a satisfied, if involuntary, grunt*
Moth: Oh, a bit of this and a bit of that, darling. You'd be working beside Lester and Candle. It won't get more serious than petty larceny. It pays to remind other magical folk of who is in charge, you understand.
            Moth: Oh, a bit of this and a bit of that, darling. You'd be working beside Lester and Candle. It won't get more serious than petty larceny. It pays to remind other magical folk of who is in charge, you understand.
                    Moth: *smirks* Oh, you are delightful! Very well. These are the rules: no touching of magical artifacts without express permission from me, no speaking of any of my business to anyone at all, you will only address me as Lady Moth, and if anyone from the Seelie Court ever tries to speak to you, you will ignore them no matter how threatening they may seem. If you can agree to these terms under threat of eternal punishment should you break our contract, then I'll allow you to go and play your little reindeer games. *extends a hand* Do we have an agreement?                
            
                    Moth: And you're complementary as well! You'll make a fine student. *She touches her bell and green energy travels down her fingers, into your hand. Your fingers immediately fuse into a cloven hoof.* Have fun, darling. I'll come to collect you after the holidays. Ta!                
            
                    Moth: Elves aren't my cup of tea... they're either too hyper or too stoic, there is no in-between. I thought that perhaps the old coot wouldn't notice, especially if he didn't ask questions about where I got the reindeer from. I still might be that fortunate. After all, she won't be able to tell him anything. *still looks a little concerned*                
            
                    Uh, you do realize Santa can see who's been naughty and nice, right? Also I suspect he can probably tell the difference between a regular reindeer and one that used to be human. Plus his reindeer are supposed to be able to fly, so he might give her something that will not only enable flight but also the ability to talk.
I mean, I don't personally know the limits of Santa's magic, but he knows the behavior of every child on Earth, has a present for all those who've behaved themselves, and can deliver all said presents in one night on a sleigh puled by magic flying reindeer. Also he seems to have a demon called the Krampus that is bound to him and sends it to punish wicked children. I'd certainly not like to be the one testing him on this.
            I mean, I don't personally know the limits of Santa's magic, but he knows the behavior of every child on Earth, has a present for all those who've behaved themselves, and can deliver all said presents in one night on a sleigh puled by magic flying reindeer. Also he seems to have a demon called the Krampus that is bound to him and sends it to punish wicked children. I'd certainly not like to be the one testing him on this.
                    Moth: *nods* You certainly make very good points. Admittedly, expecting him to overlook me is a bit arrogant on my part. Even so, I'm not too worried. He is a powerful entity, but so am I. Where he was raised by the fae, I am one. Where he has elves, I have magical servants. Where he has the Krampus, well, I won't get into the destruction my Unseelie brothers could wreak if I asked them to. I doubt he'd want a war right at his most cherished point of the year. I would hardly go quietly.                
            
                    *nods* Still, one of the more interesting things I've read is that Santa has the backing of Ak (Master Woodsman of the World), Bo (Master Mariner of the World), and Kern (Master Husbandman of the World), the Gnome King, the Queen of the Water Spirits, the King of the Wind Demons, the King of the Ryls, the King of the Knooks, the King of the Sound Imps, the King of the Sleep Fays, the Fairy Queen, Queen Zurline of the Wood Nymphs, and the King of the Light Elves. 
I agree that he'd certainly not want to wage war this time of year, but he'd hardly be fighting alone. Just be careful, Lady Moth, I wouldn't want to see anything bad happen to you.
            I agree that he'd certainly not want to wage war this time of year, but he'd hardly be fighting alone. Just be careful, Lady Moth, I wouldn't want to see anything bad happen to you.
                    Well, Moth. As I recall, I did show you how cranberry sauce is used back in Thanksgiving. Was it really so hard to be willing to try some yourself? And Dearshul, you and I both know we enjoy a good transformation every once in a while. Granted, forced labor under Santa without consent doesn't exactly sound like fun. Pretty sure that puts you on the naughty list, Moth.                
            
                    Moth: You did. It goes on meat, which I don't find appetizing at all. Who would think to try that?
Dearshul: *in a rumbly whisper* Yes. You know that and I know that, but she doesn't need to know that. She already comes up with enough trouble to get me into as it is.
            Dearshul: *in a rumbly whisper* Yes. You know that and I know that, but she doesn't need to know that. She already comes up with enough trouble to get me into as it is.
                    The sauce is also good with other things, not just meat. But yes, that is its primary use. Though I'm surprised you don't find meat appetizing, Moth. It can be very versatile, if you know what you're doing with. So many flavor profiles and dishes across all the ingredients.
*Aside to Dearshul* You do realize you write and drawn these scenes yourself, right? Moth will only does so much on her own, you know.
            *Aside to Dearshul* You do realize you write and drawn these scenes yourself, right? Moth will only does so much on her own, you know.
                    Moth: Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy meat. In fact, I enjoy meat with spices and vegetables... the whole nine yards, really. But the only fruit I enjoy paired with it is in the form of wine.
Dearshul: *still quietly* I know, but she is at her best when I give the illusion of total free will. That illusion tends to work well when it extends in both directions. Then, I am often pleasantly surprised by how uniquely she responds to things.
            Dearshul: *still quietly* I know, but she is at her best when I give the illusion of total free will. That illusion tends to work well when it extends in both directions. Then, I am often pleasantly surprised by how uniquely she responds to things.
                    My apologies, if I overstepped my bounds. I recently saw a trailer for Overwatch involving a certain hero with a british accent who uses that term quite often. It's meant as a term of familiar endearment, but not in the romantic sense. I'd never want to cause you any pain intentionally. You know that.                
            
                    Well, didn't expect discussing cranberry sauce's merits to end here. XD Sorry, Dearshul. Uh, at least I can speak from experience that being a reindeer can be kinda fun once you get used to it...?
Hrm, I wish I'd known this was coming so soon on my own cloven-hooved heels. >.> Wouldn't have blown through my stash of reindeer-relevant puns. ... Oh! Found one I missed.
*ahem* My, Moth, Santa must have really paid a lot, seeing how you've made it rein.
In any case, I must say, you two put on quite a show! ^_^ I guess I shouldn't have worried about, as I believe I put it, "being at ground zero for a reality-reweaving grudge match." ... Prrrrobably. ^_^o ... *looks for a reflective surface*
            Hrm, I wish I'd known this was coming so soon on my own cloven-hooved heels. >.> Wouldn't have blown through my stash of reindeer-relevant puns. ... Oh! Found one I missed.
*ahem* My, Moth, Santa must have really paid a lot, seeing how you've made it rein.
In any case, I must say, you two put on quite a show! ^_^ I guess I shouldn't have worried about, as I believe I put it, "being at ground zero for a reality-reweaving grudge match." ... Prrrrobably. ^_^o ... *looks for a reflective surface*
                    *shakes antlers experimentally* I'm sure I'll enjoy myself once I get the hang of this new form... it certainly isn't the worst she's done to me. I ended up looking like an ass last time.
*chuffs her laughter* And here I thought you had exhausted your supply!
You seem pretty unscathed for now, my friend. No new fur that I can see.
            *chuffs her laughter* And here I thought you had exhausted your supply!
You seem pretty unscathed for now, my friend. No new fur that I can see.
                    Oh, I remember that one. It's the sort of thing that sticks in the memory banks.
Speaking of, using any four-legged experience is great, but I'd caution against leaning too hard on what worked as a donkey; they seem different enough. If it's anything like my experience... Well, let's just say that a boar who tries to walk like a reindeer ends up with a snoutful of floor. ^_^o
Thanks! Feels like there's always a little more fruit hiding on the tree, if you climb high enough.
Phew. That's a relief. *teeth chatter a bit* Sh-Shoulda maybe dressed for snow, though.
            Speaking of, using any four-legged experience is great, but I'd caution against leaning too hard on what worked as a donkey; they seem different enough. If it's anything like my experience... Well, let's just say that a boar who tries to walk like a reindeer ends up with a snoutful of floor. ^_^o
Thanks! Feels like there's always a little more fruit hiding on the tree, if you climb high enough.
Phew. That's a relief. *teeth chatter a bit* Sh-Shoulda maybe dressed for snow, though.
                    Best of luck! On the bright side, maybe Moth's... entrepreneurial spirit will make it easier on you; if you're still having trouble getting around by show time, Santa won't be pleased. I doubt Moth wants to get on his bad side. ... Well, any further on his bad side. ^_^o
S-Sweet of you to e-even consider it. B-But nah. Even if you c-could, I can t-tough it out. What's a little c-cold?
            S-Sweet of you to e-even consider it. B-But nah. Even if you c-could, I can t-tough it out. What's a little c-cold?
                    *gives a low guttural sound at the feel of the petting, but composes self* I... er... that's the tricky part. I'm not actually sure how she pulled this off. She never touched her bell, never offered me anything that could trigger this, either. I never ate anything... *pauses and ears perk up* Ohhhh. I see! I never ate anything, but she did! That crazy fae. She must have used some kind of spell transference; anything she did to herself manifested in me. *chuffs* Clever. Demented, but clever.                
            
                    *Chuckles*  Demented but clever.  A pretty accurate description to be sure.  *I say with a smile as I pat you softly on the head smoothing down your hair.*  Just do not let her hear you call her that.  *I say with a grin knowing full well that she has probably been listening to our entire conversation so far.*  One of these days I should really just give you some permanent wards to keep stuff like this from happening my dear.  Although I think that just might tick off the lady moth to no end.  *I grin cheekily*  Now that I think about it that might be all the more reason to do it sooner rather than later.  I always do like seeing her a little peaved now and then.                  
            
                    Dearshul: *blows a small snort of a laugh* After Christmas Eve, I might just take you up on that.
Moth: *folding her arms and crossing to meet you with a small smile* Drop the pretense, darling. Do what you like. Not even you can dampen my mood at this time of year.
            Moth: *folding her arms and crossing to meet you with a small smile* Drop the pretense, darling. Do what you like. Not even you can dampen my mood at this time of year.
                    *Chuckles and takes moth's hand in my own and planting a soft kiss upon it in a formal bow and greeting*  Aw but where is the fun in that my dear lady moth.  *I say with a smile as I look over at Katie shaking my head*  I cannot believe that she let you get her again.  She might be getting a bit sloppy these days my dear.  *I say with a small smile at lady moth*  How long is this one going to last anyways?                
            
                    *Chuckles over at dearshul as she sticks out her tongue*  O come now deary she got you fair and square.  If you have seen any of the original Pink Panther movies just think of it as clouseau's servant constantly attacking him.  It helps to keep you in tip top condition.  *Chuckles and nods to moth*  Not that you are an over the top karate chopping asian servant my dear.  Just an example that I thought was kind of apt.  And I am glad to hear that she will be back to normal soon.  You really could stand to think these things through a little better my dear.  If you keep turning her into hooved animals how in the world is she going to be able to continue to write your story?  Not a good idea to handicap ones creator.                  
            
                    Dearshul: *gives a guttural laugh* That is pretty accurate.
Moth: Oh, I'm hardly concerned, darling. No matter what beast I change her into, I will always make sure that she has human time to finish what she has started. That, and I will avoid choosing forms that might endanger my wellbeing. A reindeer can hardly best a dragon, after all.
            Moth: Oh, I'm hardly concerned, darling. No matter what beast I change her into, I will always make sure that she has human time to finish what she has started. That, and I will avoid choosing forms that might endanger my wellbeing. A reindeer can hardly best a dragon, after all.
                    *Chuckles as I reform the snowball from off of my face and hurl it back at lady moth hitting her fairly softly in the midsection*  Tut tut deary.  Can't even throw a decent curveball without using magical help?  I might have to give you a crash course in baseball pitching at some point.  *I say with a grin as I look down at dearshul*  Some shield you were my dear.  *I say with a laugh.*                
            
                    Moth: *narrows her eyes in confusion* I understand a lot of modern things, but sports are not something I've studied. Baseball?
Dearshul: *gives a low laughing bellow and scoops up a decent amount of snow with the front part of my antlers before standing and shaking what I've collected over you* I don't exactly remember volunteering.
            Dearshul: *gives a low laughing bellow and scoops up a decent amount of snow with the front part of my antlers before standing and shaking what I've collected over you* I don't exactly remember volunteering.
                    *Chuckles as I look over at Lady Moth*  You should look into it at some point my dear.  Certainly a decent way to have some mild entertainment every now and then.  *I say as the snow that dearshul shook out over my head stops about three inches over my head and then hovers over to be above dearshul before falling on her*  Now now dear I was just hoping that you were that kind of friend willing to take a snowball for me is all.  *I say with a cheeky grin patting the snow softly out of dearshul's hair and fur*                
            
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