On Call Guard by cocoabeast -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Dragon

8 years ago

Well he failed I already took the 20.

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*guard looks at u* that there is a $50, not a $20. Not sure we're u got a $20 bill from, but I think u just confessed 2 a crime. Come here u...*walks over 2 u*

Dragon

8 years ago

Never! *flea*

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*a second guard steps b4 u* something going on here??

Dragon

8 years ago

yes am being frame for a crime I didn't do..

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Ad wut would that b??

Dragon

8 years ago

Of a 50 bit bill.

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

(A $50 "bit bill", 😆😆😆) really?? * 1 eyebrow goes up, unconvinced*

Dragon

8 years ago

Yup. Just because I so happened to walk by I get blame for it.

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

And just wut is *clears throat* "BIT BILL"?? I know of bits, and I know of bills(not that we ever pay bills in this country...but still). *eyes u critically*

horse time

8 years ago

§Picks up the guard and hugs him.§

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

U r impeding my efforts 2 keeps this kingdom safe. If u persist, u shall b apprehended.

horse time

8 years ago

But you're adorable!

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*puts cuffs on u* I'm sorry, but force me 2 act. Come with me.

horse time

8 years ago

What is your rank?

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Sergeant. Why??

horse time

8 years ago

Because, I out rank you and, as King of Arcadea, I have diplomatic Immunity. Besides, I'm good friends with Celestia.

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Papers?? *is not convinced*

horse time

8 years ago

They're in my tunic pocket.

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*holds out hoof*

horse time

8 years ago

§Hands over the papers. They are signed with Princess Celestia's signature.§

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Hmmm, wut then is this?? *shows u a spot with 3 party balloons on it*

horse time

8 years ago

{[i]Grabs the papers and scrutinizes them.[\i]} Oh my GOD! Take me to Celestia immediately!

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Hmmm, wut is da matter??

horse time

8 years ago

Pinkie Pie swapped out my papers!

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*da guard shakes his head* Again?! *sigh*

horse time

8 years ago

Looks like it!

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

That makes 34 this month.

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

very nice

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

U really think so??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

yeah Hasbro makes nice pony merchandise

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

I know. I just wish I could get my hooves on certain figures...I'm making a diorama of my own town of sorts.

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

neat

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*guard looks ur way* I must b ever vigilant u understand. (On call in more than 1 way😆)

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

I understand

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Good. *Pinky Pie pops up behind him, mimicking him* This is a very important task. I can't b interrupted.

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

*snickers* X3

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*guard looks at u* wut r u doing??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

*snickers some more and looks at Pinkie Pie* X3

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*pinky waves*

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

*waves back* X3

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*guard blinks* Huh??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

*snickers some more* X3

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*guard stares at u* wut r u doin?? *Pinky blows a raspberry at him from behind*

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

lol XD

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*guard tillts his head* R u feeling alright??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

check what's on the back of your head XD

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*guard spins around, while Pinky slips behind a stack of hay* wut r u going on about ma'am?? I don't see anything.

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

X3 *snickers*

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

R u unwell, ma’am??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

I'm fine, it's just someone behind you playing pranks and I think they're funny *giggles* X3

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Huh, who?! 😡

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

just a certain pink pony that knows a thing or two about making someone laugh X3

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*holds up a photo* https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net.....20120311061118

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

you're kinda close, she's less fluffy X3

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Oh, so SHE is at it again. *Pinky bounces by* Pinky, did u know SHE is back??
*Pinky does this https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net.....20121219004115 * NOOOOO!!

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

you've been caught Pinky

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*guard is confused* But she’s helping search 4...HER.
*Pinky shivers* oh yeeeeaaah, HER. https://pre00.deviantart.net/260c/t.....te-d504ad5.png

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

Pinky? where are you?

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*Pinky jumps right next 2 u with a bounce* Here I am!!

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

there you are X3

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*pinky tugs da guard’s cheeks into a smile* Yup!! *guard eyes her*...

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

X3 *giggles*

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*Pinky* Oh, I has something 4 u!! *hands(hooves??😳) u a envelope*

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

*opens the envelope* ^^

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Balloons and confetti fly out* u r invited 2 Cocoa Cream’s 2 help with a Very Important Naming Ceramony!!

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

ooh sounds like fun ^^

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*Da Crusaders pop up* R u gonna go?? 😄😄😄

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

sure thing I'll go ^^

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*Pinky and Crusaders* Yeah!!,!

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

yeah!!

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Care 2 know who’s naming this is??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

naming?

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Naming Ceremony, remember??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

oh yeah, hmmmmm, I have no idea

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*Scootaloo flips da invite sheet over* A naming ceremony 4 Pinky Pie and Cheese Sandwich’s foal.

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

ah congratulations Pinki X3

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

https://orig00.deviantart.net/59c3/.....le-d4gzj9v.jpg. Thank u soooooooooooo much!!!,!

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net.....20130801145637

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*Cheese pops up behind u* Yeah!! And all we need is a few ideas 4 a name 2 give our little 1.

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

*suprised by Cheese* oh hey Cheese

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

WELL HEY!!! 😆 *hugs u*

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

*hugs him back* ^^

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Soooo, do u have any ideas 4 our Little foal’s name?? *Pinky comes in closer 2 listen*

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

hmmm how about cheese cracker?

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*guard snorts, and Pinky—pulling a bat from her mane—sends him flying, anime style*
https://78.media.tumblr.com/821eec0.....s5a3cr_500.gif

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Pinky: And u thought that AJ was strong, huh??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

I guess she's not the only strong one XD

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*Applejack walks by* Wut da hay is goin on here??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

oh nothing, Pinky just sent a bat flying far far away from here ^^

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Do wut now?! *is confused* *guard comes down into a nearby pool, with a huge splash*

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

pooeey now I'm all wet

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

*Dash flies around u a few times at high speed* Better??

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

better thanks Dash ^^

Lovable Loser

8 years ago

Eh, it was nothin. *Applejack rolls her eyes*

Anthro Artist

8 years ago