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This is why we can't have nice things. You cant just destroy the naughty list and expect Santa to just forget all the things you've done.
He didnt appreciate the ex-lax you dumped into the christmas cookie mix, or the fact you got Rudolph so drunk he couldn't fly straight. He didn't appreciate you sending the three escort girls round to the north pole so santa could have his hohohos....Okay he DID appreciate that but Mrs Claus certainly didn't.
I don't think Santa needs the naughty list to remember that you've been an utter nightmare.
He didnt appreciate the ex-lax you dumped into the christmas cookie mix, or the fact you got Rudolph so drunk he couldn't fly straight. He didn't appreciate you sending the three escort girls round to the north pole so santa could have his hohohos....Okay he DID appreciate that but Mrs Claus certainly didn't.
I don't think Santa needs the naughty list to remember that you've been an utter nightmare.
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hot coals, lighters, hay keep him away from anything flammable...
and on a side note... did bob visit the London zoo last night by any chance.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan.....shire-42465094
and on a side note... did bob visit the London zoo last night by any chance.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan.....shire-42465094
You know in some places, you're supposed to burn a letter to Santa because his magic can put it back together from the smoke?
Maybe Bob's just letting Santa know he wants all the bad girls this year.
Or he's more devious than we thought, and he's smuggling an edited naughty list onto Santa's desk, right at the busiest time of year where the big man might not notice.
Maybe Bob's just letting Santa know he wants all the bad girls this year.
Or he's more devious than we thought, and he's smuggling an edited naughty list onto Santa's desk, right at the busiest time of year where the big man might not notice.
Bob, I taught you well!
The Ex-Lax is getting kind of old, but I'll tell you, with all the cookies he gets on Christmas Eve, a good 'cleansing' isn't a bad idea. Did you get Rudolph's nose to go through ALL the visible colors? What did you use to get him drunk? Nothing expensive, I hope.
WHAT? MY Crown Royal? BOB!! Meh!
For better results, next time SHRED the Naughty List and THEN light it on fire.
So much to teach you, so little time left
Oh, by the way, please, I hope it wasn't you who did the London Zoo fire! Pranking is one thing, utter destruction and loss of life is another. We don't play that game, Bob!
Merry Christmas, Sammy and Mr. Paul!
The Ex-Lax is getting kind of old, but I'll tell you, with all the cookies he gets on Christmas Eve, a good 'cleansing' isn't a bad idea. Did you get Rudolph's nose to go through ALL the visible colors? What did you use to get him drunk? Nothing expensive, I hope.
WHAT? MY Crown Royal? BOB!! Meh!
For better results, next time SHRED the Naughty List and THEN light it on fire.
So much to teach you, so little time left
Oh, by the way, please, I hope it wasn't you who did the London Zoo fire! Pranking is one thing, utter destruction and loss of life is another. We don't play that game, Bob!
Merry Christmas, Sammy and Mr. Paul!
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