Well, not really... I was bored, so I decided to make a DVD box the way they make their fake band albums...

Here's how:

1. The star. Go to IMDB and browse Movies by year. Pick your year of birth, and browse alphabetically with the first letter of your surname. Select the second-to-last movie in the list and look at the cast. The third name in the list will be your star, and gets placed in the top-left of your DVD cover.
2. The title of your movie. Look for a Random Article on Wikipedia. The article will be the title of your movie. Download a random font from fontfox.com, though it must be legible! This will be the font to use. This will be centred, and one third down the image.
3. The quote. Go to quotationspage.com, and go to a random quote. Select the fifth quote down. Put this somewhere below the title of the movie.
4. The image. Enter your childhood fear into Google images, with the filters off. Pick the last picture on the first page. Resize in Photoshop, and add the text.
5. Put it on your FA! Enjoy ;3

Go ahead, what're you waiting for? If you're bored, just do this and put the instructions in the Comment!