I and my friend the fox, who introduced me to Equestria, look at the corresponding art, and jokingly we discuss it. To one of my joking remarks, my friend replied: "Well, here comes Poruchik Riz, and everything is vulgarized." I was compared to Poruchik Rzhevsky. I suddenly thought, how I looked in that position in Equestria. And soon i came up with this suit. Form of the Poruchik (lieutenant) of the group of mages of unicorns.

reference:
Poruchik (Lieutenant) Rzhevsky is a fictional hero of several works and stories, and anecdotes. The brave hussar cavalryman,, with a rather obscene character.
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Obolensky asks Rzhevsky:
- Lieutenant, how do you manage to keep such an ideal figure?
- Diet Rzhevsky
- And what's the secret?
- You do not even guess, cornet, how many women say: "In the morning I do not like, but in the evening I'm already tired!"
- So what?
- So they need to catch at lunchtime!
- ???
- And there is no time for lunch anymore ..
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Natasha Rostov at the ball in the officers' meeting:
- Horror, how stuffy it is! Lieutenant Rzhevsky, maybe we'll open something! (open the windows)
- With great pleasure! Madam, do you like champagne or brandy?