FUCK YEAH SHARK WEEK. ONLY I WISH THEY WOULD STOP REPEATING THE SAME SHIT OVER, AND OVER AND OVER.
I love sharks but I'm scared of them. Same with sea monsters, water I can't see the bottom off, dark water, sun fishes etc. As an example, my gf let me borrow her game JAWS: Unleashed and in the tutorial I went the wrong way(you play as jaws, btw) and I saw these GIANT silhouettes of these sharks and thought they were megalodons. I freaked and turned off the tv. Then I learned they were harmless whale sharks and you couldn't even go near them lol. Also doesn't help I live in NJ not to far off where the attacks occurred that inspired the book/movie Jaws. But whatever. My fear never stopped me from going in the ocean or jumping off a boat!

But I made my own lame shark. Its kind of inspired by a bunch of sharks(bamboo shark, coral catshark) oceanic white tip shark, tiger shark) but whatever. It lives in tropical shallow waters as a juvenile, but move out to deep ocean waters where it just cruises around. They live birth to live young and when they are born, they are disguised as the remoras(the fish that always hang on them) and are even born with a sort of suction-cup on their chins where they will latch onto the mother until they are about three years old. The mother doesn't seem to know they're even there and they only let go to scavenge off her kill then quickly latch back onto her before they become her lunch.