When I was a kid, my mom would tell me, "If other people jumped off a cliff, would you?" Nowdays, it would seem that the answer is "yes" so long as it goes viral on the you-boob tube.

There are warning labels on those things for a reason, people. And stores locking them up behind glass isn't going to solve anything either. The problem is after they take them home, not at the store. Use you head people.


(But for those who absolutely insist on being a lolo-head babooze, go ahead, remove your "stupid DNA" from the gene pool, and win that Darwin Award. But your next of kin forfeit the right to sue because of your inept stupidity.)


Eat chilli peppers, not laundry detergent.