Oh God! This is so funny! And no, I have no idea how to do it.

Thanks a ton! And... funny, I think I just now accidentally figured it out... you just resubmit the file under "edit" after the initial submission, and for some reason that doesn't constrain the image...

In other words, you find a loophole and cheat. Now I feel dirty.

Carefull that the admins don't see this. Be very, very careful >.> <.< *whispering* They're everywhere... */whispering*

Thanks! Noted, and edited! *shifts eyes around.

And hey... you be quiet, too, pal. *glares menacingly.*

Don't worry, I'm no snitch.

Heeeey. I see a Derelict right thur

;D

The addition of the word "with" has drastically changed the viewpoint of this warning.

Also...

I approve.

Greatly.

Whoop! Forgot to add his lil' icon up there. Thanks for the reminder!

Also, thank you! I'm glad the sheer-terror-inducing heart attack that was woken up to this morning has yielded such stern approval from you. Makes the subsequent electrical burns from the defibrillators totally worth it.

DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! (on the pillow)

Hmm, now I regret making jokes about egg-whisks and sporks... what the HELL are you gonna wake up to then?
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Thank you for the kind words, sir, and, uh, pardon the excess saliva. This is why my pillows have a light coating of saran wrap just under the case. (Hey, I paid freaking seven bucks for those!)

As for the... uh, whisks and sporks... I dunno, ARE there positions that those things are nicknamed after? And, Good Lord Almighty, if there are, do we want to KNOW about them??

Thassokay, I make no judgements because I drool in my sleep as well. It's not a good look but whaddya gonna do, right?

There are no positions that I know of named after any other cutlery, other than getting forked (http://www.instantrimshot.com). As to whether we'd want to know about them... I'd love to see you illustrate THAT!

Just a spoonful a sugar helps the medicine go down in a most delightful way

Der is ANYTHING but sugar.

Sugar being an euphemism for another complex carbohydrate ...

Polysaccharide? : D

You'll find that I'm more inclined to sing "Chim Chim Cher-ee", but only because those are the only sounds I can make now that I've suffered a paralyzing stroke.

Okay, usually I just have a smiley as my comment, but I'm feeling rather intrigued by this deal of yours...So..... (Ha! Couldn't help myself. ^_^)

Well, usually I respond to your smiley with more smileys, but seeing as how you are now inquiring into my mafia business, I am now obliged to send you a fish as a warning to keep your nose out our business!

Wait... a fish... or a horse head...? I forget which one. I'm new at this. Actually, could you just pretend to be really intimidated? I really wanna impress my boss.

*winks* Oh my...*faints dramatically*

It's like waking up with the king.... only the king is a mouse ]:

... that, and no tasty burgers or meat-normous sandwiches served.

This king serves only... TERROR.

hee hee nice expressions

Hey, thanks! Although if you woke up and found yourself in this situation, you wouldn't have a very hard time attaining these expressions either.

depends who was spooning me as to the expresion ^_-

I'm confiscating your sense of you humor. And spooning you as well, for good measure. -__-

NOOOOoooooOOOOoooo, not my sense of hu... *YOINK!*

*Ben Stein Voice* Oh, hello, Kalenidus. Say, as long as you've got me pinned here on this bed, I'd like to discuss this fascinating document called the Protocol Relating to the Madrid Agreement Concerning the International Registration of Marks, or, as it is more colloquially known, the "Madrid Protocol".
You see, when an application for the registration of a mark has been filed with the Office of a Contracting Party, or when a mark has been registered in the register of the Office of a Contracting Party, the person in whose name that application (also referred to as “the basic application”) or that registration (also referred to as “the basic registration”) stands may, subject to the provisions of...

*cocks shotgun* BANG!

LOL Oh that's grand. I love the looks on your face and how they change the worse it gets. xD;;

It's Grand? *Pillsbury Doughboy giggle* Thanks! That compliment will give my expression a moment of joy before it transitions back into degrading stages of experiencing the fear of God. :)

Awww, thanks! And don't sell yourself too short, there... that smoulderingly flirtatious and lacy expression in your icon is the last image I'm going to (happily) take with me to bed tonight.

Now, I hope this is the last time this will have to happen.

*takes a long drag off of a cigarette while wearing shades*

We'll be expecting your cooperation in the future. Don't try and contact us. We'll contact you.

Couldn't... couldn't you have just gone with the severed horse head in my bed?? *Cleans up mess*


... *grumbles* least then I'd have some extra protein lying around...

... are you questioning my methods, Bioxz? Those who do are liable for a repeat spooning.

Methinks Derelict has some problems expressing his emotions. *carefully removes psychotic mouse and add certain extremely endowed bodacious babe!*

Oh, he has no problems expressing his emotions... Hate, rage, contempt, sadism, homocidal, he expresses them all in a very clear and constructive manner.

Now, said babe can feel free to join in, and with some enthusiams. Just be advised that it's going to take maybe an hour or so for my balls to retract back down from where they retreated inside my intestines.

I think they have a pill for that!

Oh haw haw~ the witty puns - the witty puns -´_Q

Oh, yes, YES, admire the hell out of my puns! Oh, I am the cleverest person on earth now that Ben Franklin is dead!

FINALY

*falls over laughing* OMG this is just priceless!! XD

Glad you approve, good sir! :>

I have never seen such fierce spooning before O.O

He took an instructional video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocj_.....3B8266FE513262

The hell!? 0.o

Yes. Exactly.