Badger Romance
A song about a badger’s never-ending search for true mug.
Zef is so sorry for these lyrics, but not really… 2018 Shenanigans

Intro
*random awoos and stuff from backup singers throughout, because*
Oooh, caught in a badger romance! (x2)
(*random ra-ra-raaawrs from backup singers throughout*)
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-upp, (x3)
A badger romance! *glaring at audience!*
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-upp, (x3)
A badger romance! *glaring at audience!*
Part 1
I want your coffee, so give it now, please! *grabby paws*
I want some deep dark roast, no sugar, no tease,
I want your mug… *more grabby paws*
Mug, mug, mug *while doing slammy paws*
I want your mug! *glarey growl* (HEY!)
I want your java, straight drip or French press
I want a way to shake this bad morning stress, *run paw through headstripe*
I want your mug…
Mug, mug, mug – I want your mug! (HEY!)
(Backup singers: “Mug, mug, mug, your coffee mug…”)
Slow Part 1
You know I got cookies… *sharey paws*
And you know I don’t want boops. *“NO!” shakey paw*
I want a bad-badger romance!
Chorus
I want your mug and coffee that never ends
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
So fill ‘er up, we’ll be the bestest of friends,
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
(Lots of backup woahawooing)
Oooh, caught in a badger romance! (x2)
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ up, (x3)
A badger romance! *glaring at audience!*
Part 2
Why don't ya pour some? Aim for the top line, *points*
‘cause I’m a manimal, that coffee is MINE! *snarly face*
I want your mug…
Mug, mug, mug *while doing slammy paws*
I want your mug! *attempted non-morning-purrson drama-sexy pose*
‘cause I’ll go psycho if I do not lick
Something that’s caffeinated, baby, so quick,
I want your mug…
Mug, mug, mug *while doing slammy paws*
I want your mug! *badger version of puppy eyes*
Slow Part 2
You know I got cookies… *sharey paws*
And you know I don’t want boops. *covers snoot*
(Background: ‘cause I’m a mean badger, baby!)
I want a bad-badger romance!

Chorus 2
I want your mug and coffee that never ends
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
So fill ‘er up, we’ll be the bestest of friends,
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
Oooh, caught in a badger romance! (x2)
(Lots of backup woahawooing) (x2)
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-up, (x3)
A badger romance? *glaring at audience!*
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-up, (x3)
A badger romance? *glaring at audience!*
Slow Part 3
Walk, walk, kitchen, baby. Cup of mud now; don’t be lazy. (x3)
Walk, walk, kitchen, baby. Cup of – I’m a mean badger, baby!
I want your mug, coffee that never ends
I want your mug. We’ll be bestest of friends
Chitter badger sounds, with some growls and a scold *spoken with bad French accent, because*
Chigger badger sounds, just don’t bring it back cold! (backup singers agree) *still in bad French accent*
Just don’t bring it back cold! (x2, backups still agree)
A badger romance! *chitterchuff* (x2)
Chorus 3
I want your mug and coffee that never ends
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
So fill ‘er up, we’ll be the bestest of friends,
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
Oooh, caught in a badger romance! (x2)
(Lots of backup woahawooing) (x2)

End
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-up,
What’s this? Got my cup?
Thanks, now – go run off! *shooes away with one paw*
A badger romance... *lifts mug to sip*

Song lyrics are by  StormcallerZef

Art is  Wolnir

Original here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26320327/