Boob God works in mysterious ways.

Or at least stainless steel. Nice work :)

Wow...
Do you know how they measure the size of a piercing like that?
With a Phineas Gage.

Also, Gear tats.. hawt.
Um.. how many has she got?

SHIT!!!!

BEAT ME TO THE PHINEAS JOKE!!!!!


*slinks back to cave of obscure medical references*

Third, fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

no who's on first

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

AUUUUUUUUUUUGH BAD PUN!

gah

I'm not sure how many she has, but I think we're just seeing the start of her collection.

-B!

I got my left leg Gnawed off by wolves.

Who wants a drink?

You'll need to find a girl that's into rabies!

-B!

The downside - it actually destroyed the pleasure centers of his brain. He'll have the most rocking, awesome, marathon sex ever.

And won't be able to feel a thing. The reflexes of his body will make him perform, she'll never know. But he will.

Couldn't happen you say? Probably not in most places - but it did happen. In the Twilight Zone.

You, sir, are a glorious living tribute to the late Rod Serling.

Rock on.

Seconded.

Just had to mention your avatar is awesome and win and epic.

Thanks :D


I blame

try again...


maybe

Heh, Nicolas Cage can be a very very scary man.

So evil and cruel. I like!

-B!

I have to wonder how your gals get through airport security screenings.

Rigorous negotiation and penetrating arguments.

They take the train.

-B!

"There was a lead pipe in my head. It hurt. A lot."

If someone can tell me what that's from (-head, +chest), I'd gladly, like....hug them...

Google "Phineas Gage".

Yes, but the -head, +chest made me think of the episode where Fry gets impaled, but some beneficial parasites end up saving his life... not Phineas's tamping rod.

Nope. Should've been more specific...was from an 80s era comic. I've been wanting to find it again, but all I remember are a few bits and pieces.

what was it, it sounds interesting!

-B!

I can't remember ;-;...but if I find out, I"ll letcha know.

Wasn't that from Futurama?

Zoidberg: Oh, the hypochondriac's back! So what is it this time?
Fry: (impaled through the torso) Well, my lead pipe hurts a little.
Zoidberg: That's normal. Next patient.

A version of the phrase? Yes. However, the one I'm looking for comes from an 80s era comic. "I have a lead pipe in my chest. It hurts. A lot" is (to the best of my memory), word for word from it.

LOL.

Lets hope its not a lead pipe cuase then the silver lining is gonna fall outta the sky and crush you.

He wasn't using that cortex anyways.

Nice!

Eh, who needs brains! He's got it where it counts. Just read his shirt.

-B!

He just better hope his brain stem didn't take any hits, or he'll end up with overcooked spaghetti instead of an all-beef frank. XD

If a girl has a pierced tongue...

Still no sex in the champagne room though.

-B!

...Drat!

He can now laugh at those guys who pierced their pickles, because real men don't do things in half measures. They'll eventually get married and make beautiful nuptial music not unlike a junk metals truck racing over speed bumps.

CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG

"Goddamit, Ed, I think the raccoons are in the trash again!"

"It ain't the 'coons again, Helen, it's those freaky pierced neighbor-kids - they left the window open again."

she just want him for his ironpipe...

I don't think he cares. Just so long as she plays with his piping.

-B!

kinky^^

Why do I now find myself hoping to be seriously injured very soon...

Try to keep all your brain meats though.
Those sometimes come in handy!

-B!

I lol'ed.

Nice. Don't get much more hardcore than that.

I had a headache that big once

"Cool! I can see through your pipe!"

Heh heh heh!

I wonder which parts of his brain he lost. Hopefully not anything affecting libido or boob appreciation.

Say, where IS the boob appreciation lobe located?

I'm no brainologist... but since it's my drawing I'll say he's fine!

-B!

Aah. Then it punctured something unimportant, like... the inhibition center of the brain!

Also, it may have unlocked ESP(N). Just because. There's like a 3% chance any time anything happens to the brain that it causes you to discover psychic powers. It's a fact!

near the back, it's part of the visual cortex, which is at the very back of the head.

Ever hear the song "I PIERCED MY BRAIN"? This is a little like that. Okay, a lot like that. Awesome, tho'.

Nope, never heard it.

-B!

Hehehe niiiice. XD

<winces and gasps> Diet...Dr...Pepper... not a... breathing medium <coughing laugh>

LMAO... Mental note: NEVER read Drake's stuff when taking a drink.

Caffeine does tickle the lungs!

-B!

...i love her tattoos/spots.

Tattoos, and thanks!

-B!

Every head wound has an upside.

Oh yeah. I once got hit int he head at work and got to go home early and play Sly Cooper 2!

-B!

Faved purely for her right arm. n.n

Thanks! I do love giving girls interesting ink work!

-B!

Heheheh! Awesome, as long as she doesn't open that valve in the front. ;3

Also, is her arm mechanical, or are those just sweet mech tattoos?

She's got a mechanical tattoo fetish.

No wonder she wants to get her hands on his pip.

-B!

Haha, no wonder! ^__^
Also, was that guy meant to look like someone in real life, or just someone you thought up?

Those gear tats are almost exactly like my SL avatar has! Damnit, I soo want you to draw my char at some point.. :D

-Sabrina

Really? Cool!

ohhh wait wait XD hes gona get to ......lay some PIPE sorry couldent resist XD love her tatoos by the way XD

OUCH!

I wonder what hes gonna do when its time to remove the pipe. XD (if possable)

It's been recommended by his doctor that if he wants to keep the rest of his brains in place, then he leaves it in.

-B!

Now THIS is what I'm talking about 8D

Wouldnt it suck immensely if like, that part of his brain that keeps things in order was knockled out and he mixed up things? like going ot her place to eating hotdogs and...wait...

Or worse yet: it knocked out his pleasure center D;

I like his shirt.

Thanks!

*HUGS*

I'd love to tap that brain.

*smirks*

bloopid blorplop

Oh it gets him girls, but now he can't taste soup.

That's a fair trade!

-B!

But in his lonely twilight years, when he can get a boner without the risk of heart failure, he will yearn for one last bowl of cream of mushroom.

That about sums up my opinon on piercings.

"Dude Industrial Accident?" or "Did you fall face first in to a Tackle Box?"

Man, either she's really into tatoos or she's a hardcore fan of Gears of War 2.

now the question remains...can he bag the goods before passing out? :p

He can and will!

With the folks who dig the gear tats...

I have to say this...

WHY DID I HAVE TO SEE THIS WHILE I HAVE A HEADACHE >.<

seriously, my head hurts twice as bad now.

Avoid plumbing!

-B!

Until his brain hemmorages...

your brain can't hemmorage (normally.), there is no blood actually in your brain.

*snickers*
Well, after that he deserves some awesome luck.

I had myself a mighty good chuckle, besides, if he's lucky, all he lost was those piano lessons he wasn't using.

but if she fondles it he'll get bits of his brain stimulated...

...and he'll either shit himself

...make a funny spasmface

...start talking sweedish

Unfortunately his answer came in the form of "Phthabethrrrrrenum!"

Hahaha. Always a bright side to anything.

"Now THAT is a piercing dude!"
Thank you for the laughs.

Pft, if it were that easy to score a fringe chick, I would have stuck a pipe through my own head years ago. Setting myself on fire at an AFI concert didn't quite work...someone pass me some fresh guaze...the sun is up again.

Toooooootaly worth it!

It's like a really twisted, yet awesome Mentos commercial!

Wouldn't it be woderful if that actually worked? Pipe through the head, just pop a Mentos and smile; everything is fine and dandy

AND you get the girl!

<eats a typo deamon>

LOL!

Oh thanks for that mental image!

-B!

Now if only he was able to remember her phone number...

D'oh!

^^ so cute, and lucky :P

ow,
at least he is going to get something out of it.

reminds me of that thing orc chicks say in WoW...

"I don't have any respect for people with small piercings... I say go full-hog - put a spear through your head!"

I love that she's so hardcore and loves the pipe through the head... but she won't say the F-word?

Clockwork arm tats == win.

Just wish I'd thought of it first.

Thanks! Its taxing, but fun trying to figure out how to give girls new and interesting tats.

-B!

Yay! Punk girls, comedy and boobs!

I really like her design and the dry humor of the text.
Reminds me a bit at Martin Perscheid, in a very good way. http://www.martin-perscheid.de/ (site is in German)

I've no idea what's going on, but it reminds me a bit of Far Side.

-B!

Perscheid sometimes gets called the German Garry Larson. Some of his comics you find here http://portal.gmx.net/de/themen/unt.....c/2702052.html

cow

Reminds me of one of the female ork sillies
"I have no respect for people with small piercings. I say go full hog. Put a spear through your head."

Heh heh heh!

who needs a fully functional brain with a rack like that in front of you

"So, what seems to be the problem?

Well, my pipe hurts.

That's natural. Next patient."

It's true. God doesn't close a door without opening a window.

True that.

-B!

It keeps people from reading his mind!

-B!

Nice. XD