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Introducing Imhotep and the consequences of Y.O.C.'s Disease
Okay, here's the full scoop. After transforming into a mother kangaroo, Min suggested that I should see to Imhotep to figure this all out. (Don't worry, this particular Egyptian god had grown with the times. So he was Super Professional. And despite what the movies will tell you, he's actually a great guy.) Apparently I really was sick with something akin to the 24 hour virus, but this one lasts all year round. Um…An-no Muta-teo Animal-lis Grave-dos-sis Okay, so I can't pronounce the full name for the disease so he let me call it YOC's Disease. Every month I will turn into a different nearly random animal. Imhotep explained that the reason that he couldn't know what it was at first was because so many patients contracted a different decease that turned them into the year's animal.
Most of the time the changes are going to be completely random, but some months like March and December are going to be practically the same in most case. As such he predicts that I would be turning into a rabbit for this month and… after letting our wonderful babysitter
Tardis99 take Joey out of the room… Imhotep warned me about the possible negative reproductions and how that would effect my son.
That is to say, he was born Because of Y.O.C.'s Disease………… that's to say… well… once I change again… Doc says that I may not want to be… too attached to him before I… changed again…
and Don't any of you DARE try to tell him, or so help me God!!! I will show why Hell Hathe No Fury.
Most of the time the changes are going to be completely random, but some months like March and December are going to be practically the same in most case. As such he predicts that I would be turning into a rabbit for this month and… after letting our wonderful babysitter
Tardis99 take Joey out of the room… Imhotep warned me about the possible negative reproductions and how that would effect my son. That is to say, he was born Because of Y.O.C.'s Disease………… that's to say… well… once I change again… Doc says that I may not want to be… too attached to him before I… changed again…
and Don't any of you DARE try to tell him, or so help me God!!! I will show why Hell Hathe No Fury.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Kangaroo
Size 960 x 800px
File Size 100.9 kB
No, Y.O.C's Disease only starts on New Years Day. Even if he contracts it, he wont change because he wasn't born yet. He was born… of it… as in he exists because of it… Joey's a part of me… and when I change again…there's a small chance that… that…
I don't want to lose my Joey!!!!
I don't want to lose my Joey!!!!
Mama: *Looks at Joey* Yeah, I… *snort*
Joey: Mama…?
Mama: *hugs Joey* I'll be fine… *snot* I guess, I still not over gettig a shot… Thanx for watching him.
(Translation: It's killing me inside… please don't tell him… I wont be needing your services anymore, sorry. Hope you understand.)
Joey: Mama…?
Mama: *hugs Joey* I'll be fine… *snot* I guess, I still not over gettig a shot… Thanx for watching him.
(Translation: It's killing me inside… please don't tell him… I wont be needing your services anymore, sorry. Hope you understand.)
*Answering machine* We're sorry… the furry you have dialed is currently unavaliable…*Mama's voice* Rusty and… *Joey's voice* We're go'n ta Disney Land! *Mama's voice* Joe-*Answering machine* is not avaliable… Please leave your name, number, and/or Primary Multidimentional Universe's Serial Number…
and a short message after the tone……………………
and a short message after the tone……………………
*boop*
Okay, here's one where we're standing in line after 2 hours. And here's one where we've standing in line after 4 hours. And here's one where after waiting in line for 6 hours, we're being chased by an angry mob for punching out Goofy for pinching my butt… Ah… good times… good times…
That I can handle. No, I can't! Daw look at the puppy! All shall perrish before me!!! Tee-hee who want's icecream? IT"S MINE !!! PAWS OFF!!!! You're so mean ta meh… Nom…
In all seriousnees, It's kind of awesome being a girl. You know why? Because I'm a FeMale. Male means Man and Fe is the chemical symbol for Iron, so therefor I'm IronMan! Not as great as Batman, but I guess we'll see what else I turn into.
In all seriousnees, It's kind of awesome being a girl. You know why? Because I'm a FeMale. Male means Man and Fe is the chemical symbol for Iron, so therefor I'm IronMan! Not as great as Batman, but I guess we'll see what else I turn into.
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