From left to right:

Jethro Hicks: was likely in Deliverance..
Dort Plin: Hates you.
Kose Loor: Can read yer mind. He likes what he sees.
Gordon Stilwell: IS SO OLD
Julian 'Spots' MacGyver: Cannot make a bomb with a toothpick and a paperclip.
Gerlka, Daughter of Gorka: Whatever's the Klingon word for 'Fuck You'.
Shraw: Will make it hurt worse if you don't shut the hell up.
Deeyn Frusk: Has freaky Goat eyes. This is oddly enough not his weirdest quality...
Samantha Ray Young: Can make a bomb with a toothpick and a paperclip.
Jesie Boucher: Has a shocking resemblance to another gator I know...



Are they not all so lovely!?