https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7yZ-jAj7Zk

I'll kill it for you if you fear the guilt of murder - just 2 copper extra!

Also makes a great pet! Good with kids! Just watch the claws - they go straight for the eyes!

No refunds! But I do sell eyepatches! The plain ones are a copper, and these ones have fake eyes on them for just 3 copper! Your friends will never know about your horrible disfiguration!

Plan ahead for your inevitable blindness as you grow older and buy two for the price of two! Added bonus: protection from chicken attacks!