
1) FUCK....
Everything seems so bad, i`d kill myself but there`s no bullets unfortunately...
2) Oh there it is!
You`re nothing but friend of the year.
Everything seems so bad, i`d kill myself but there`s no bullets unfortunately...
2) Oh there it is!
You`re nothing but friend of the year.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1280 x 652px
File Size 151.4 kB
In chronological order with minor clarifications:
Panel 1:
Grumpy Thing: Everything seems so sad. I'd kill my self, but there's unfortunately no bullets.
Disappointed Fox: . o O {Fuck...}
Panel 2:
Helpful Fox: Oh, there it is! (There are the bullets!)
Grumpy Thing: You win the friend of the year award. (Sarcastic)
In prose:
The grumpy creature sighed dramatically. "The world is horrible! Everything's so sad! I'd totally kill myself, but there are no bullets for the gun." Of course that wasn't true, but it was a good way to get attention and sympathy.
"Fuck," the fox thought, looking over the empty gun. "That's no good." A quick check in the nearby drawer proved useful though. "Hey, there's some bullets!" the fox exclaimed happily.
With a disgusted look, the moping friend shook its head. "You are absolutely the best friend anybody ever had. Here's your friend of the year award." The sarcasm would be dripping from its fangs if it had fangs, but that just showed how horrible and cruel the world was.
Panel 1:
Grumpy Thing: Everything seems so sad. I'd kill my self, but there's unfortunately no bullets.
Disappointed Fox: . o O {Fuck...}
Panel 2:
Helpful Fox: Oh, there it is! (There are the bullets!)
Grumpy Thing: You win the friend of the year award. (Sarcastic)
In prose:
The grumpy creature sighed dramatically. "The world is horrible! Everything's so sad! I'd totally kill myself, but there are no bullets for the gun." Of course that wasn't true, but it was a good way to get attention and sympathy.
"Fuck," the fox thought, looking over the empty gun. "That's no good." A quick check in the nearby drawer proved useful though. "Hey, there's some bullets!" the fox exclaimed happily.
With a disgusted look, the moping friend shook its head. "You are absolutely the best friend anybody ever had. Here's your friend of the year award." The sarcasm would be dripping from its fangs if it had fangs, but that just showed how horrible and cruel the world was.
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