“I think not, tiny wurm, for mine enchanted blade doth not brightly glow ‘round mere draconic kobold servants! Nay… Thou art the very dragon Evaristok himself! Oh, what luck and joy I will take in personally hoisting your vile little snout on a platter before King Arthur. Finally, I shall join the Round Table as a veritable dragon slayer!”

Trapped in kobold form, Tock had not even made it a day's walk beyond the village without getting caught by an overzealous knight.

In other news, the Phantom Blood soundtrack is beyond stellar for medieval inspiration.