Captain's Log

-We caught one of the anarchists accused of treason. My men have brought him into the interrogation carriage for questioning about his fellows in crime. We will hopefully have all the answers we need by the time the carriage reaches the capital castle.

-Apparently no one can figure out how to remove his armor, save for the pauldrons. I would have slapped them for their incompetence, had I been able to figure it out myself. Rabbit clan blacksmithing is a quandary apparently. I would spit-roast him over an open fire like this, but alas we only have limited restraints in the wagon. The stocks will have to do. Feet are generally sensitive enough to be an effective torture zone, I don't imagine this rabbit's clodhoppers will be any different.

-He's more hardy than we thought. The morning is already gone, and we've barely got a groan out of him. Nearly an hour of whipping and he's nowhere near ready to spill. This confounded armor, if only we could get it off, we're never going to get information on his cohorts at this rate. Just now my tail brushed up against his foot and he nearly jumped out of his pelt. I might have just figured something out.

-Yes, I can work with this. Whipping his feet isn't yielding any answers, there's no fire source in here so I can't burn them with coals, and cutting is a last resort as we want to keep him alive to face trial, and no one wants to carry him through the castle in that anvil of a cuirass. But apparently he's hypersensitive to tickling... Yes, tickling. I could beat his soles with a rod all day and get sass, but a feather makes him mad as a hatter. How unusual.

-I've put one of my men at his armpits to move things along. I couldn't discern what tickled him worse, the feathers from my lieutenant's necklace or some metal scratcher things that I've never used until now, so I just decided to use both, and my claws as well for good measure. He's not spilling anything yet, but he looks ready to cry as is, and we've got a whole afternoon and maybe an evening in this carriage before we get to the capital. This is going to be a unique one for the history books.