LOL

They should take his wallet.

Did the body bring the flies or was that me again?

A little of column A, a little of Column B.

heehee nice

Now what they need to do is drag his carcass into the woods, set him up in a plastic lawn chair over an ant hill, put an empty beer can in his hand, and they'll have a perfectly good Halloween lawn ornament come October. Just like grand dad used to do with trespassers in the Louisiana bayou! =+}

*pokes stank with a stick :D

hehehe a social commentary!

Roadkill is a strange thing to eat. My friend bought me a recipe book for roadkill for my birthday last year, so I thought I'd give it a go. I found some roadkill, took it home and cleaned it all up, followed the recipe and it was delicous. I still don't know what to do with it's bike.

You have to store the bike for later. I makes many wonderful tools for the kitchen!

Manual mixer. Meat tenderizer. Bludgeon used for the capture of more unsuspecting roadkill.

And don't you listen to the police! Those dang bicyclists are everywhere these days. Killing a few by mistake is good for them! Makes them more cautious of the road.

And if one's remains happen to make it's way into your kitchen for the eating, at least you can tell the police that you aren't one to waste! And you've removed a hazard from the road. They should be awarding you for civil service. :)

Yes.