On the left is the great explorer Captain Thomas G (G for Albert) Spaulding, a schnauzer who discovered the Lost Tribes of Evanston. He went to Notre Dame - yes, the football team has a university.

Beside him is Morbo, his assistant. He's a friendly sort, which is good - he's over six feet, about 400 pounds and capable of ripping your arms off. He was found by Spaulding in the wilds of Piscataway. Yep, he's a Rutgers man.

Spaulding and Morbo are both © me. Morbo's sort of an amalgam of Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate, Muttley from Hanna-Barbera, and Gossamer from the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Art by the talented  sethtriggs