"Heh, another poster. Missing...Oh! That face looks familiar. Heheh, you still in there, mister squirrel? It's been a while, but I know you're still wobblin' around in there! You're such a good friend. Well, looks like someone misses you! I think they're gonna be lookin' for a long time. Doubt they'll find you all the way in there. ...You know, they have a phone number here. And I guess it is kind of rude to take you away from your other friends. Tell you what, mister squirrel. Seeing as you're not coming out, we'll just have to put them in! One, big, happy squirrel family wobblin' on my waist! Doesn't that sound like a good idea? ...You're such a good listener. It's a plan."

Art by  jerberjer
Co-starring raccoon tummy (formerly  jeschke)