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And how I reacted when I learned that the movie was going to come out.
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I made this for a friend of mine.
I'm not in the mood to debate the quality of the Twilight series, so please don't bother, thanks. c:
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Fangirls (and, er.. boys.) nasty comments will be deleted. :3
I made this for a friend of mine.
I'm not in the mood to debate the quality of the Twilight series, so please don't bother, thanks. c:
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Good. On top of all of the plot failures, Stephanie Meyers is an inexcusably bad writer. Everyone around me started reading that book and they loved it so I was like, Hell yeah! Addictive bok tiem, all right!
I started reading it and I didn't even get to the second chapter before I was filled with rage.
The writing was so bad I just couldn't stomach it. whooarrgh
I started reading it and I didn't even get to the second chapter before I was filled with rage.
The writing was so bad I just couldn't stomach it. whooarrgh
Haha! I basically did that too. My librarian held a copy for me (by the way, I had no idea what it was about. No idea about the gay asshole vampires, the bitchy cunt main character or anything) and I was all excited so I ran up to her, grabbed it, started reading it immiediately, then gave her this horrified look like "Is... is this a joke?" and she was like "What's wrong?" And I was like "EVERYTHING." and I dropped the book and walked out.
Dear god, those first few pages have burned themselves into my brain. aaauughhgh
Dear god, those first few pages have burned themselves into my brain. aaauughhgh
You've read some of the fucking shitty furry fanfics about this site, aye? I'm not sure which is actually worse, to be totally honest. Stephanie Meyers (Read: Fat fucking cow(Which actually is somewhat offensive to bovines(Not furries, actual cows))) sold a whole ton of books, considering how many people seem to realize that she's a hopeless, Mary Sue, self-insertion, fanfic writer who is an insult to everything authoring words epitomizes in the way that the fan-vids on YouTube tend to be an insult to HollyWood (or, fuck, even bollywood).
Oh dear, considering I'm bigger than her, albeit much bigger, I don't understand how her weight, nor how her appearance in general would affect the quality of her writing in any way. I do agree, however, that her quality of writing is no where near good enough to excuse the amount of books that she she sold, and especially not the making of an equally if not shittier movie. The truth is, the only reason she managed to sell what she did was because she appealed to the angsty teen in America that fantasized about turning a beautiful human-eating monster into a cuddly, sparkling, over-emotional piece of shit. Those girls (and guys... mostly girls) who pre-ordered every book and saw the movie at the midnight showing, then 12 times after that are (for the most part) the same girls who don't give a shit about how they sound when they type/write. So for them, quality didn't matter in the first place. The rest of the girls who actually write like they give a damn were too busy fantasizing about fucking that monstrosity of a character to really pay attention to how bad the book really is. The rest of us, who value quality over everything else no matter what, could barely stomach a few pages of the book before throwing it as far away from ourselves as possible, were the only ones who would refuse to buy the book or see the movie. Unfortunately, we are outnumbered by the others 5:1. result: millions of shitty books sold worldwide.
It's pretty much the exact same reason terrible presidents get elected. Too many people caring about what they look like or how they sound. Not enough people giving a shit about the actual quality of the person.
It's pretty much the exact same reason terrible presidents get elected. Too many people caring about what they look like or how they sound. Not enough people giving a shit about the actual quality of the person.
Oh, no, it's possible to make vampires sexy, relatable, and not seem like the world's worst fanfic. Sherilyn Kenyon's Dark Hunter series, for instance, has an immersive plot line, a believability factor, manage to make the were-critters seem lovable, even through their destructiveness, and, most of all, manage to maintain some degree of credibility despite the author admitting to self-insertion and mary sueing (or whatever the male equivalent is). Stephanie Meyer's books don't even COMPARE to Sherilyn Kenyon's books (Also on the NYT Best Seller's, by the way.). Furthermore, Kenyon's novelizations actually have sex, eliminating the need to fantasize on it, and, again, she manages to keep this down to a few pages (usually). As for terrible presidents getting elected, I'll let you have your opinon, there. I can't remember seeing a decent president once in my 19 years, nor reading about one before, nor have I seen a candidate worthy of my vote (Though, I did still vote upon coming of age, this last election).
I didn't mean that you couldn't make them relatable etc. I'm saying that what she turned them into is the farthest from what they ever could be. Especially with edward and bella having sex and her getting pregnant, which is impossible. Many authors have form their story's plots around the fact that vampires can't get pregnant, nor get humans pregnant, and if they do, they are always stillborn. There was even a movie about it a while back, can't remember what it was called.
As for presidents, I wasn't referring to just in my lifetime, I mean since presidents were allowed to be elected. Nixon for example. There have been many great presidents, many not-so-great. Usually, when the not-so-great win, it is due to the fact that they have some gimmick that spins attention away from their flaws. I.e. Bush.
That's niether here nor there.
Bottom line: stephanie meyers is a shitty author who got lucky.
As for presidents, I wasn't referring to just in my lifetime, I mean since presidents were allowed to be elected. Nixon for example. There have been many great presidents, many not-so-great. Usually, when the not-so-great win, it is due to the fact that they have some gimmick that spins attention away from their flaws. I.e. Bush.
That's niether here nor there.
Bottom line: stephanie meyers is a shitty author who got lucky.
I never said you couldn't have an opinion. I didn't even really state mine, I was correcting you in regarding what timeframe I was referring to.
And I still disagree with her plot, even if she had proper character developement. It's full of holes and not very accurate according to all of the lore surrounding vampires and such.
But again, I'm not interested in debating. This was supposed to be for fun, but I'm beginning to get annoyed.
And I still disagree with her plot, even if she had proper character developement. It's full of holes and not very accurate according to all of the lore surrounding vampires and such.
But again, I'm not interested in debating. This was supposed to be for fun, but I'm beginning to get annoyed.
A) 'nor reading about one before'. Pretty much encompasses all time periods.
B)We've agreed on this from the start. She fails at writing. However, saying that it ignores the lore does not justify it. Just look at Anne Rice. She twisted the lore, and actually REDEFINED 'vampyre' in doing so.
C)I'm currently unemployed, so, unfortunately, I'm going to keep responding, for a lack of anything better to do, and because I can't understand how you're becoming irritated with me agreeing with you.
B)We've agreed on this from the start. She fails at writing. However, saying that it ignores the lore does not justify it. Just look at Anne Rice. She twisted the lore, and actually REDEFINED 'vampyre' in doing so.
C)I'm currently unemployed, so, unfortunately, I'm going to keep responding, for a lack of anything better to do, and because I can't understand how you're becoming irritated with me agreeing with you.
I've asked you already not to continue. I'm not interested in furthering this nonsense, as I've already stated. Frankly, I said in the description that I did not want to debate. Especially not with someone who comes off as judgemental and pissy.
Whether or not you understand why I'm irritated is irrelevant. I have asked you to stop posting on my submission and if you continue to do so, I will block you.
Whether or not you understand why I'm irritated is irrelevant. I have asked you to stop posting on my submission and if you continue to do so, I will block you.
Thank god its you.
For the last few hours every comment notification I've gotten has been some bitchy bullshit.
Like this one girl who yelled at me for soiling her comment with my reply containing emoticons, then she proceeded to tell me that because I'm able to accept evil and let go of it, that I don't know pain or suffering or corruption etc. And she's 15.
I haven't raged this hard since, god, I don't even know.
Today I used my blacklist for the first time.
Twice.
wtffff.
For the last few hours every comment notification I've gotten has been some bitchy bullshit.
Like this one girl who yelled at me for soiling her comment with my reply containing emoticons, then she proceeded to tell me that because I'm able to accept evil and let go of it, that I don't know pain or suffering or corruption etc. And she's 15.
I haven't raged this hard since, god, I don't even know.
Today I used my blacklist for the first time.
Twice.
wtffff.
xD
blarrgglbr
I'm just so pissy
Everyone has this wild hair up their ass to fuck with me today.
Strangers! People I don't even know!
They're just like HAY, I'M GONNA PISS YOU OFF REAL BAD, KAY? COOL BRB
I'm just like goddommmmiittt leave me the fuck aloooone. I don't give a shit about some retarded emo 15 year old's perspective on life.
But I'm sure I would be a little more willing to listen to her mindless word vomit had she not introduced herself by insulting me.
Sort of like the Bokii kid, directly relating the quality of someone's work by their weight. That pissed me off, then on top of that they wouldn't shut up when I kept hinting at it, then blatantly asked them to stop and kept on.
fuck that shit. D8>
blarrgglbr
I'm just so pissy
Everyone has this wild hair up their ass to fuck with me today.
Strangers! People I don't even know!
They're just like HAY, I'M GONNA PISS YOU OFF REAL BAD, KAY? COOL BRB
I'm just like goddommmmiittt leave me the fuck aloooone. I don't give a shit about some retarded emo 15 year old's perspective on life.
But I'm sure I would be a little more willing to listen to her mindless word vomit had she not introduced herself by insulting me.
Sort of like the Bokii kid, directly relating the quality of someone's work by their weight. That pissed me off, then on top of that they wouldn't shut up when I kept hinting at it, then blatantly asked them to stop and kept on.
fuck that shit. D8>
i only used black list once in my lift. D: it was some person saying they'll ban me or something if i didn't give them the art they deserved.. we were doing a trade long ago, he said he finished it, i never saw it cause he sent it on gaia (which i quit) and then i was offline for 4 months... and then like 3 months ago he bugs the hell out of me about it. D:
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just thought i'd let you know. =3
hi person i don't know personally well. :D
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just thought i'd let you know. =3
hi person i don't know personally well. :D
MY HEART IS A BLACK HOLE, VOID OF ANY EMOTIONS THAT COULD NOT BE CHARACTERIZED BY MY BLACK CLOTHES, IN WHICH MY SOUL HOWLS TO BE REDEEMED BY THE LOVE THAT I ONCE LOST, LEFT CRUSHED AND DESTROYED.
THE ONLY PERSON THAT UNDERSTANDS ME IS EDWARD.
AND PROFESSOR SNAPS. MY SOUL IS RELATABLE TO HIS DICK.
TOSSED OUT THE WINDOW BY THOSE (everyone) THAT HATE ME, ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T CONFORM TO SOCIETY AND THEIR MECHANICAL MORALS.
THE ONLY PERSON THAT UNDERSTANDS ME IS EDWARD.
AND PROFESSOR SNAPS. MY SOUL IS RELATABLE TO HIS DICK.
TOSSED OUT THE WINDOW BY THOSE (everyone) THAT HATE ME, ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T CONFORM TO SOCIETY AND THEIR MECHANICAL MORALS.
It made me die inside when I saw a trailer for a sequel to the movie, I wanted to vomit uncontrollably. It frightens me that anyone likes it even a little. I've read some pretty garbage fiction, but I wouldn't even use the book for emergency toilet paper... I'm afraid that with how much insipid tripe it's filled with it might infect me some how.
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