
Back in my day, when I had to walk to school in the freezing snow uphill both ways, (And we had it EASY, because this was Florida snow, and not any of that tough Alaska snow!) when gasoline was only a dollar a gallon, and a pack of cigarettes was like, five cents-- all you whippersnappers weren't even born, and I was a parody KING! King, I tell's ya! I Wrote Lion King stories when the movie just came out, and all we had back then was laser Disk, and cassette tapes! And-- Oh, uh... where was I?
Oh yeah, I made a parody song thingy. If you're a fan of the Eagles, you might be pissed, but I couldn't help myself once I got the idea. And if you're asking who the Eagles are... Goddammit! Don't you know nothin'??? They're the guys who wrote "Hotel California!" You kids just don't get how easy you have it today! Why, back in my day--- ;)
Tom Jones: You're Next!!!!!!
"Fursuits"
A Parody of the Eagle's "Those Shoes"
By: Rindimo Cheetah
Tell us what you're gonna do as your fursona.
There must be a convention you can go
In the middle of the strange kinks and the drama,
there must be someone you know.
God knows, you're walkin' tail raised,
but you're so yiffy, the world's so chaste.
You got virginity to lose.
Oh, no, pretty fursona, what you gonna do in that fursuit?
Got that pretty little collar on like a necklace,
Got that shiny little nametag over your heart.
You want to have a mate that's understanding
but you don't know just where to start.
Desperation in the singles bars
an' jerking off to murry purry arts.
you can't believe your pageviews.
Oh, no, you can't do that, once you started wearin' fursuits.
(Saxophone Jam!)(Because I suck at playing guitar!)
("spoken") They're lookin' at you, leanin' on you
Tell you anything you want to hear
("Sung") They give you tail wags of love
("Spoken")They're waiting for you got to score you
handy with a scritchin' and so sincere
("Sung")Ooh, they got the cat gloves!
You just want someone to talk to
They just wanna get their paws on you
You get whatever you choose
Oh, no, you can't do that, Once you started wearin' fursuits.
Oh, no, you can't do that, Once you started wearin' fursuits.
(incoherent furry yammering)
Fursuits
Oh yeah, I made a parody song thingy. If you're a fan of the Eagles, you might be pissed, but I couldn't help myself once I got the idea. And if you're asking who the Eagles are... Goddammit! Don't you know nothin'??? They're the guys who wrote "Hotel California!" You kids just don't get how easy you have it today! Why, back in my day--- ;)
Tom Jones: You're Next!!!!!!
"Fursuits"
A Parody of the Eagle's "Those Shoes"
By: Rindimo Cheetah
Tell us what you're gonna do as your fursona.
There must be a convention you can go
In the middle of the strange kinks and the drama,
there must be someone you know.
God knows, you're walkin' tail raised,
but you're so yiffy, the world's so chaste.
You got virginity to lose.
Oh, no, pretty fursona, what you gonna do in that fursuit?
Got that pretty little collar on like a necklace,
Got that shiny little nametag over your heart.
You want to have a mate that's understanding
but you don't know just where to start.
Desperation in the singles bars
an' jerking off to murry purry arts.
you can't believe your pageviews.
Oh, no, you can't do that, once you started wearin' fursuits.
(Saxophone Jam!)(Because I suck at playing guitar!)
("spoken") They're lookin' at you, leanin' on you
Tell you anything you want to hear
("Sung") They give you tail wags of love
("Spoken")They're waiting for you got to score you
handy with a scritchin' and so sincere
("Sung")Ooh, they got the cat gloves!
You just want someone to talk to
They just wanna get their paws on you
You get whatever you choose
Oh, no, you can't do that, Once you started wearin' fursuits.
Oh, no, you can't do that, Once you started wearin' fursuits.
(incoherent furry yammering)
Fursuits
Category Music / Rock
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 104 x 120px
File Size 4.49 MB
TZUP! YAY! Long time, no see! :D And first comment, too! YAY!
LOL! I'd expect nothing less from any decent living creature on the earth! ;)
You know me-- It's all tongue-in-cheek. Heck, I have plans for a cheetah suit, and all that jazz, so it'd be pretty hypocritical if I was dead serious. BUT it IS odd how I love destroying the very things I love. ;P Oh yes, I love good ol' fashioned Rock and Roll-- and hardly any of the new stuff the kids listen to nowadays. ;)
OH, I'M FULL OF SURPRISES. ...Most of them are horrendous, and smell really bad. ;)
But yeah, there's all sorts of silly songs strewn about my FA page of varying quality.
SO.... Don't tell me you're also a fan of Tom Jones, too? ...And that your decision to hunt me down would be vindicated? ;)
LOL! I'd expect nothing less from any decent living creature on the earth! ;)
You know me-- It's all tongue-in-cheek. Heck, I have plans for a cheetah suit, and all that jazz, so it'd be pretty hypocritical if I was dead serious. BUT it IS odd how I love destroying the very things I love. ;P Oh yes, I love good ol' fashioned Rock and Roll-- and hardly any of the new stuff the kids listen to nowadays. ;)
OH, I'M FULL OF SURPRISES. ...Most of them are horrendous, and smell really bad. ;)
But yeah, there's all sorts of silly songs strewn about my FA page of varying quality.
SO.... Don't tell me you're also a fan of Tom Jones, too? ...And that your decision to hunt me down would be vindicated? ;)
Me too, but for some reason, whenever I think back, everything is sepia toned, and then there's this kinda soft, emotional violin music playing. It's the strangest thing. ;)
I owe TLK and the fandom a lot. I would have never known I was such a crazy S.O.B. if it weren't for all the people responding to art and stories in a positive manner. I probably would have never gone to art school, or pursued anything related to the ... uh... "Skills?" I developed over those years. ;)
I'm such a sentimental old fogey. ;) A fogey that is overworked, and has a GIANT to-do list. ;) I'm glad to finally get these songs crossed out on that list. ;)
I owe TLK and the fandom a lot. I would have never known I was such a crazy S.O.B. if it weren't for all the people responding to art and stories in a positive manner. I probably would have never gone to art school, or pursued anything related to the ... uh... "Skills?" I developed over those years. ;)
I'm such a sentimental old fogey. ;) A fogey that is overworked, and has a GIANT to-do list. ;) I'm glad to finally get these songs crossed out on that list. ;)
Well, hearing this come from another talented musician, I guess I'm not screwing up half as bad as I thought I was. ;) You know, ol' buddy, you've got quite the voice and skills yourself! (maybe even more so then I since you actually sing for a real hobby!)
These are some interesting new parody waters I'm venturing into...
(P.S.: Don't tell Tzup, but I got another Eagles' song idea!) ;p
These are some interesting new parody waters I'm venturing into...
(P.S.: Don't tell Tzup, but I got another Eagles' song idea!) ;p
Hey, fellow feline! Thanks for the fave and watch!
Well written? Ha ha! Let's hear The members of the Eagles say that! ;)
But I must say, you're well on your way into some good music territory yourself! (Actually, you're pretty much there, from the sound of it.) I always wanted to learn guitar, but I don't "have the fingers" for it. So all I have is my saxophone, and a midi keyboard. ;)
Well written? Ha ha! Let's hear The members of the Eagles say that! ;)
But I must say, you're well on your way into some good music territory yourself! (Actually, you're pretty much there, from the sound of it.) I always wanted to learn guitar, but I don't "have the fingers" for it. So all I have is my saxophone, and a midi keyboard. ;)
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