Tom Jones, meet your maker! MWAHAAHAAHAAA!!! ;)


"She Has Rabies!"
Parody of Tom Jones' "She's a Lady"

Well she's all you'd never want,

She's the kind you shouldn't taunt--she makes you shivver.


Well she's hanging 'round my place.

She's kinda vile, what a disgrace, She'll eat your liver


She has Rabies! Whoa whoa whoa, She has Rabies!

Talkin' about them deadly Rabies, and them Rabies are malign.


Well she just won't go away

The Police are on their way, Oh what a blessing.


I can't leave here on my own

Knowing she's outside my home, and there's no messing.


She has Rabies! Whoa whoa whoa, She has Rabies!

Talkin' about them deadly Rabies, and them Rabies are malign.


Well she needs to go to quarantine for this hydrophobia.

Then get treated with vaccine, to cure her of her mania

I know this might sound kinda mean-- I blame her pet chihuahua 

Help me because I really wanted to make it to second base! Hey, hey, hey.


Well it's too bad that things went south,

She's been foaming out the mouth, and that's not easy,


Well I hope that she pulls through,

It was just date night number two, I guess there's no three


She has Rabies! Whoa whoa whoa, She has Rabies!

Talkin' about them deadly Rabies, and them Rabies are malign!