Hey. Did you hear they're making a Rampage movie? That's as good of an excuse as any to draw more of the continuing adventures of Ralph the Ex-Kaiju-turned-balloon. I guess this is my life now oops.

Looks like the vaguely defined city Ralph got himself stuck in is deciding to make more use of their city-stomping gasbag now that the tales of his infamous rampage are being adapted though the fine art of cinema. Now everyone can see one of the real life monsters that started it all. I'm sure Ralph would be happy to know that a poorly made CG monster that almost kind of looks like him will be sharing the screen with a celebrity like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. I'm sure he'd also be much happier to know that they'll be leaving this part of his story out.

...It makes you wonder where George and Lizzie are in all of this.