A mega commission I commissioned from Luorca she was so kind to let me commission this quite frankly massive series thanks again Luorca its brilliant :)
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Avian (Other)
Size 1000 x 800px
File Size 351.2 kB
*burps* "Yeah, I get that a lot" *Very loud digestion noises* "these days it seems like I spend most of my time looking more like a beached whale than any other rooster I've ever seen" *I grin* "not that i'm complaining that is" *I laugh heartily* *more loud digestion noises that jiggle my considerable mass* "oh my, getting awe full turbulent in there" *i wince slightly peering over my 9 chins to look at my elephantine figure* "hmm given how eager you seem to be already do you mind if you would rub this belly of mine? you would be doing me a service"
I guess. Don't even think of asking me for a foot rub, though. I'd never do that without a face mask and a thick pair of gloves. Always both, never just one or the other. *Kneads, and presses hands and face deep into doughy belly, occasionally pulling folds over my face like a blanket*
*I release a pent up burp so large it causes my gigantic form to wobble like a bowl of jello as it rapidly deflates* * I sigh in relief* "ah nothing better than letting off some pressure, having said that I am absolutely parched from my recent gorging." *I flag down a waiter* "hello, could I have 20 cokes" *he is stunned into silence* "20?! You have quite the appetite as your body will confirm but 20 is a bit much even for you mate" *I laugh* "you sir are underestimating my capacity, just for that make it 50" * I look at you with a grin as the waiter walks away muttering* "this is going to be fun"
*I am practically a sphere, my belly has expanded to 10 times its size pre-drinking and I press up tight against the ceiling and walls, wedged so tightly it bends the ceiling* *I then let off a burp of legendary proportions, it shakes the foundations on which the building is built, it is felt as far away as 3 miles , I rapidly deflate, the dents in the walls and the ceiling now very obvious not to mention very large. A full 5 minutes later I finish, my distended belly like a extremely overinflated water balloon* "oh my God that was amazing"
"Well 30 liters of coke will do that to you!" *I caw quietly with plesure,looking over my glorious now significantly fatter body* "so what do we do then? I'm immobile and will be for very many months so... actually" * my eyes light up with an idea* "do you know anyone with a large crane?"
"That's brilliant! Yeah your right this happens pretty much once a week which has made me something of a legend for completely clearing restaurants and fast food joints out of all their stock and space. Which brings me rather neatly to the purpose of that crane other than my reduced mobility currently. The food stores of "mama marias" pizzeria are nearing their sell by date and they hate to waste food so I have volunteered my "services" to help them with their over stocking problem! Simple! I get a meal and they get to display me for a bit as a symbol of how delectable their pizzas are or far more importantly for me how fattening They are!" "Now, any questions?"
*the crane swiftly arrives and promptly has me up in the air, the crane creaks ominously as it takes my immense girth. people on the street point at me saying things like "wow and i thought he was fat last week geeze" and "im surprised the crane hasn't snapped in two by now!" as i am transported across town toward mama maria's* * eventually we arrive at mama maria's and are greeted by: (you pick who! one of your ocs or mine!)
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