And in this corner for the Special Circuit event tonight fighting for the Majestic Star. From places unknown, weighing in at collosal anything and everything, the menacing, dark, dragonsaur graced upon us by the Balloon Prince. He's Beyond Blimped.... He's Beyond FAT... He's alllllll THAT! MONDO-MONGER!!!


(Ding) And there goes the bell and- WHOA! Mondo already has him cornered!

Indeed! All the this blowhard has to do is just stand.

If I was that poor guy, I'd more afraid of when he sits down- and Mondo not wasting time sends him for a ride!!

If he can still get up after that, he'll have to sprint to make back into the ring in time!