The first victim of my special Mad Hare Eggs was  ApolloJay89 I hid it under his rump when he wasn't looking. Seems like he'd finally noticed it's presence. He's so used to things happening to him that he normally would have shrugged this off. Even so the LEVEL 5 HAZARD MHE knew exactly what to do with this one. Upon hatching the MHE released a simple bowtie that flapped in the air like a butterfly to lull the BlueJay into a false sense of security. It didn't take long at all before it went right for the throat, wrapping itself around Apollo's neck and claimed him as it's personal vessel.

Apollo felt a pain similar to that of a bee sting as the bowtie's tiny magic tendrils flowed right into his body warping every part that it touched. It was quite painful for the bird as his feathers were plucked and replaced by fur starting with his torso and moving on to his other limbs. His insides weren't quite right for what Bowtie wanted of it's host. It didn't take much, just slight adjustment of the bird's stomach and digestive tract. The bowtie was quite jellous of Apollo's clothes too. They simply had to go. It would be the only article of clothing that Apollo would ever need.

Apollo became very much aware of the magical energies that were crawling up his spinal column before entering his brain. ""Lay eggs" it whispered, ""you must lay eggs." Naturally, Apollo tried to resist, but he was not quite in charge of his body and that voice was so loud. "Lay eggs," it repeated. The Bowtie was turning off Apollo's pain receptors, he could no longer feel anything. Anything except the growing materials in his stomach that were now stretching his large intestine. He felt so full, but it was now moving down the line.

Apollo realed to all fours. The bowtie was taking his memories now. He could no longer recall much outside of what was happening to him at this moment in time. And soon he even had forgotten that he had been standing on two legs, just moments before.

""Lay Eggs," the Bowtie ordered, triggering sometihing that lied domant in his brain.

'Yes', Apollo Bunny smiled, 'I should lay eggs.'

It was now all that the bunny could think about.

'Easter is coming. Bunnies must lay eggs for the children. Nice sweet candy eggs. Children love Candy Eggs!' was all that the newly formed EggSellEnt could think about as he laid his first of many eggs.

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Elsewhere in an alternate universe where only boring humans exist…

A human was checking his Email. He was promised a free commission for being a loyal Patron and had waited almost a whole week for whatever it was to be completed. Today was the day, for in his Mailbox was an email marked, "Your Egg, Good Sir". Just in time for Easter too.

He opened it and was quite pleased with what he saw. The same fantastic wings that this artist had won him over for. Oh and that shirt, it had his favorite joke, albeit not many people would know it's full context. So what did the egg do to his character…

Oh he transformed into a cute little bunny laying five egg… bunny laying… bun… lay… Must Lay Eggs… The human fell to all fours as his form shifted without him realizing what had hit him. His stomach turned as he grew fur and his ears stretched. Oh and the pure bliss of laying his first egg, "Lay Eggs for the Queeeeen!"

Beans had no clue why he shouted that, nor why he repeated it when a second egg came, "Lay Eggs for the Queeen!"

Now his chest puffed up with pride as a third…"Lay Eggs for the Queeen!" egg was laid. "Lay Eggs for the Queen!" followed imediately by a forth.

Just as Beans was in the process of pausing for his fifth egg to form inside of him, if the human had any sense left he would have seen that the character in the image he received was now laying his sixth egg.

"Lay Eggs for the Queen!" The bunny shouted when his fifth egg was suddenly ready to come out.

'More eggs! One for every Apollo caught', the new Bunny thought to himself, looking forward to laying so many more eggs. Contact his other selves in as many worlds as possible. Then All Apollos would become Beans and enjoy the emense joy & pleasure of, "Lay Eggs for the Queen!"

Beans stopped thinking after his sixth… never once being able to wonder the meaning behind the words that he and every Apollo to come would be saying with each formation of a new giant jellybean egg. This was his life now. Eating only so that he can lay more sugar filled eggs. And if he ever stops laying eggs, he'll just call up a new Apollo and repeat the cycle forever and enternity… Or at least until Easter April Fools is over and the magic runs dry.

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Yes! Lay my eggs! Prank more Furries! Make more EggSellEnt!

Want one yourself? Of course you do.

$5 for each General Egg Prank
$8 for a Mature Egg's Prank
Adult is Not An Option!


Add an extra $2 to $4 for complex character designs
And +$5 if you want to actively choose the prank that will be pulled.


Mind you, not every Mad Hare Egg will turn you into an EggSellEnt, but every Egg will be Unique in it's design, execution, and end result!

There are Five Levels. (Excluding being General or Mature)

HAZARD LEVEL 1: Harmless. Which is any normal prank. Squirt guns or hand buzzers. All eggs will automatically be adjusted to Level 1 for children.

HAZARD LEVEL 2: Assault. That squirt gun will be more like a geyser, or the hand buzzer will do more than just zap you. Or a boxing glove could knock your jaw off. Or you'll be covered in spiders… or peeps.

HAZARD LEVEL 3: Alteration. These are relatively harmless transformations. You know, things like changing species, age, gender, or even color schemes. The ususual things. This could also include hypnosis and brainwashing for comedic sake.

HAZARD LEVEL 4 Mutation. This isn't just a simple transformation It's an invasive transformation. This transformation will be beyond just a simple species transformation and are always an inconvenience in some form or fashion.

HAZARD LEVEL 5: ASSIMILATION. This is when an egg will use every resource in it's power to completely subjugate the victim into becoming an "EggSellEnt".

These new beings will be compelled to spread, sell, and activate as many eggs as possible.
They also have a weakness for children. They'll never do anything that would endanger them.
Even activate Level 5 eggs while in their presence. Anyone (excluding Children) who threatens an eggs' ability to hatch (Like Usagi had done) will cause the egg to rise into this HAZARD level.

I have a personal goal of 100 eggs, but obviously that's quite a lofty goal to complete by the end of the month, but no matter how many eggs I make, I want to put them all into one final flash to display all of the Mad Hare Eggs that I do manage to complete and their varrying results. I will not be repeating ANY results and I do hope to get a wide variety of HAZARD LEVELS too.