Cecil, the manta ray here, is a real prankster in his own right. He had ordered himself a harmless Level 1 Egg to prank some of his friends with. He specifically requested a real classic, the spraying water gag. Unfortunately, Cecil had also pulled a few too many pranks of his own. Water buckets over doors… cuting holes in cups so they spilled on your lap… Surprise water balloons… The egg could feel it, so it decided to Level itself up to teach Cecil a lesson.

Cecil didn't think much about the flower that was blooming from his egg, afterall, he did request a classic AND he actually wanted the low level egg to hatch, so there was no chance for him to be turned into one of those "EggSellEnt" creatures. The mantaray imediatly regretted not tossing the egg the moment that it had cracked. (Not that it mattered, since it had glued itself to his hand.) For once the flower bloomed, it sprayed an endless stream of water right in Cecil's face.

Cecil tried to laugh it off at first, because he clearly had fallen for his own prank, but… it wasn't stoping. Why wasn't it stopping? Not that Cecil was scared or anything, he could breath underwater. The flowere just wouldn't stop spraying him right in his own face, no matter how he moved his head, he couldn't get it to stop. And… he felt… sluggish… Not like he couldn't move at all, but he was stiffening up. It certainly took a lot of time and effort just to blink his eyes.

And here he was two hours later… still trying to reflexively block the stream from hitting his face, barely moved a milimeter in the last half hour. He saw some passerbys and screamed with his teeth still clinched. "Someone! Please! Help Me! I can't Move!"

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(This is the last of my Patreon's Eggs, now onto the others starting with LeoKit…)

Want one yourself? Of course you do.

$5 for each General Egg Prank
$8 for a Mature Egg's Prank
Adult is Not An Option!


Add an extra $2 to $4 for complex character designs
And +$5 if you want to actively choose the prank that will be pulled.


Mind you, not every Mad Hare Egg will turn you into an EggSellEnt, but every Egg will be Unique in it's design, execution, and end result!

There are Five Levels. (Excluding being General or Mature)

HAZARD LEVEL 1: Harmless. Which is any normal prank. Squirt guns or hand buzzers. All eggs will automatically be adjusted to Level 1 for children.

HAZARD LEVEL 2: Assault. That squirt gun will be more like a geyser, or the hand buzzer will do more than just zap you. Or a boxing glove could knock your jaw off. Or you'll be covered in spiders… or peeps. Just to name a few possiblilities.

HAZARD LEVEL 3: Alteration. These are relatively harmless transformations. You know, things like changing species, age, gender, or even color schemes. The ususual things. This could also include hypnosis and brainwashing for comedic sake.

HAZARD LEVEL 4 Mutation. This isn't just a simple transformation It's an invasive transformation. This transformation will be beyond just a simple species transformation and are always an inconvenience in some form or fashion.

HAZARD LEVEL 5: ASSIMILATION. This is when an egg will use every resource in it's power to completely subjugate the victim into becoming an "EggSellEnt".

These new beings will be compelled to spread, sell, and activate as many eggs as possible.
They also have a weakness for children. They'll never do anything that would endanger them.
Even activate Level 5 eggs while in their presence. Anyone (excluding Children) who threatens an eggs' ability to hatch (Like Usagi had done) will cause the egg to rise into this HAZARD level.

I have a personal goal of 100 eggs, but obviously that's quite a lofty goal to complete by the end of the month, but no matter how many eggs I make, I want to put them all into one final flash to display all of the Mad Hare Eggs that I do manage to complete and their varrying results. I will not be repeating ANY results and I do hope to get a wide variety of HAZARD LEVELS too.

I only have 96 eggs to go, now.