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Plush E. Skunk found a MHE amoung the grass. God only knows if I had actually put it there or dropped it by mistake. (Seriously, YOU try keeping up with 100 eggs.)

Plush was quite currious about the egg's design. It had this nastalgic feel to it that he just couldn't put his finger on. (mostly because he could only see it on it's side.) He lightly pressed a finger to it's shell. The egg had barely matured to a Level 4 status and now it was more than ready to burst. It was a bit teed-off the hipster skunk didn't even get it. The rotten egg decided to give the skunk a taste of his own medicine.

Bouncing up in the air, the shell shattered, popped out a skunk butt and sprayed right into the fool's face. Plush had no time to realize what he was being sprayed with as he took it in the giant burst of pollen with a lightly fluttering, "bird!". He gasped, breathed in and turned green almost instantly. His body renched, toes digging (quite litterally) into the earth below. He was planted as he breathed out his first breath only to breath it right back in through his green, furless skin. Plush breathed out pure oxygen as his new brain settled itself.

The new daisy blinked as he tried to put his thoughts back in order. What was he thinking about? Oh, right the egg. Was it referencing?

"Feeeed Me, Seymour," the Daisy asked himself releasing a storm of pollen into the air, "no that's not it."

Some of the pollen landed nearby, three more flowers grew beside the first, each one spouting out a, "Feeeeed Me, Seymour! No that's not it," with a puff of pollen of their own.

"Woah who are you," the original Plush asked the others as nine new flowers sprouted forth to ask a similar question nearby.

"Me? Who are you," those three asked, as Plush's pollen raises three more flowers.

So on and so forth.

Don't worry folks. They'll only grow enough clones for their own little bed, but that feild of flowers will constantly be going through that same conversation over and over again until the end of Easter. At least the 1942 Pollenator skunk can keep them all company while he waits for his deer friend.

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Want one yourself? Of course you do.

$5 for each General Egg Prank
$8 for a Mature Egg's Prank
Adult is Not An Option!


Add an extra $2 to $4 for complex character designs
And +$5 if you want to actively choose the prank that will be pulled.


Mind you, not every Mad Hare Egg will turn you into an EggSellEnt, but every Egg will be Unique in it's design, execution, and end result!

There are Five Levels. (Excluding being General or Mature)

HAZARD LEVEL 1: Harmless. Which is any normal prank. Squirt guns or hand buzzers. All eggs will automatically be adjusted to Level 1 for children.

HAZARD LEVEL 2: Assault. That squirt gun will be more like a geyser, or the hand buzzer will do more than just zap you. Or a boxing glove could knock your jaw off. Or you'll be covered in spiders… or peeps. Just to name a few possiblilities.

HAZARD LEVEL 3: Alteration. These are relatively harmless transformations. You know, things like changing species, age, gender, or even color schemes. The ususual things. This could also include hypnosis and brainwashing for comedic sake.

HAZARD LEVEL 4 Mutation. This isn't just a simple transformation It's an invasive transformation. This transformation will be beyond just a simple species transformation and are always an inconvenience in some form or fashion.

HAZARD LEVEL 5: ASSIMILATION. This is when an egg will use every resource in it's power to completely subjugate the victim into becoming an "EggSellEnt".

These new beings will be compelled to spread, sell, and activate as many eggs as possible.
They also have a weakness for children. They'll never do anything that would endanger them.
Even activate Level 5 eggs while in their presence. Anyone (excluding Children) who threatens an eggs' ability to hatch (Like Usagi had done) will cause the egg to rise into this HAZARD level.

I have a personal goal of 100 eggs, but obviously that's quite a lofty goal to complete by the end of the month, but no matter how many eggs I make, I want to put them all into one final flash to display all of the Mad Hare Eggs that I do manage to complete and their varrying results. I will not be repeating ANY results and I do hope to get a wide variety of HAZARD LEVELS too.

I only have 95 eggs to go, now.