So, yeah. Here's all my exact D&D stats for the mature adult version of Dara that I usually RP as.
^.=.^ And yeah, my claw attack is the shit. <3 On a nat 17-20, ur fuckin dead. :3

As I level more, I'm gonna be putting more ability points in Charisma, keep my skill ranks in Knowlege (arcana) and spellcraft at max (to make sure my epic spells work properly when I get to cast them), and take the feats Improved Snatch, Snatch and Swallow, Awesome blow, Wingover, flyby attack, adroit flyby attack, supress weakness, overcome weakness, leadership, toughness, endure blows, combat casting, improved maneuverability, tempest breath, truebond, spell knowlege, epic spellcasting, and epic leadership. Cuz all those things are fun. <3

And for those looking at my spells known - Yes, I use Evard's Black Tentacles for EXACTLY what you think I do, chain missile IS the best spell ever invented, and no I don't use 'raise from the deep' for what you think. It's for sailors who end up somehow getting caught in the hurricane around my lair. I let them chill in my lair for a second or two as I raise their ship, then fly them out of the storm and send them on their way. Also, 'Bone Chill' is this sweet spell I found in the Frostburn book. Any corporeal undead I manage to hit with a ray gets crusted over with ice and rime, holding it fast in place for crushin'. :3

...And you're not hallucinating. Perform (sexual technique) is an actual valid skill in D&D, provided you use the Book of Erotic Fantasy supplement put out by the Valar Project. Normally Perform is a cross-class skill for me, but silvers are actually the second most sexually active of the 10 true dragons (resulting in more half dragons than any other type. There's even a plot device in the BoEF where a silver knocks up all the mayor's daughters :3), so I decided that this particular use of the skill ought to be considered a class skill for silvers :p
(In case you're wondering, the most active are the bestial and evil white dragons. Their ruttiness is even commented on directly in the Monster Manual. I think it should be a class skill for them too)

Also, I calculated it out - If I took the leadership feat right now, my cohort would be level 17 and I would have 163 followers, two of which would be 6th lvl. And with epic leadership, my cohort would be lvl 29 and I would have 2281 followers :3 One of which would even be up to 10th level. ^.=.^ Yay for 49 leadership score <3

And yeah, that's right. *smug look* I can fire off a 20d6 polar ray 3 times a day. :3 Yay for lvl 12 elemental master. <3 Which also makes me close enough to an ice paraelemental that I have the standard array of elemental imunities, INCLUDING critical hits and flanking! ^.=.^ Woot! [singsong] No rogues are shankin' meeeeee, no rogues are shankin' meeee... [/singsong]


And note: THIS IS NOT A CONTEST!!!
>.=.< I seriously don't want to hear about how much more powerful your character is, or how they could counter my abilities, or any of that crap. Okay? I put this up simply for fun, and so that anyone interested in D&D roleplay knows how I could work in their RP. So if you think your character could kick my ass... keep it to yourself. Thank you.