
This year's submission to
kurreltheraven's Furryx60 project. To check out the entire awesomeness, go to
http://www.furryx60.com
Lyrics to my part are below:
hah! furry rap ambassador
catch ya boy ridin in a phantom, playin on a fantom
making up lines as I go, just random
infrared challengers, take 'em all ransom
best freestyle rapper in the furry fandom
kurrel made the furry song, this the furry anthem
raven and a tiger shopwrecking in tandem
i had wrote lyrics down, now i can't find them
aw hell, screw it, oh well, never mind them
hah! i ain't slippin' when i'm rhymin'
and at a con i ain't trippin' if you grindin'
so if you get your yiff on, i ain't mindin'
but sorry bout my belt buckle, too blindin'
my mission is to make a beat, then kill it
help mundanes feel it, furry fandom is the reallest
and if you ain't feelin what i just said
then i'll stop being me when I'm dead
hah! furry rap ambassador
we got diplomat status

http://www.furryx60.com
Lyrics to my part are below:
hah! furry rap ambassador
catch ya boy ridin in a phantom, playin on a fantom
making up lines as I go, just random
infrared challengers, take 'em all ransom
best freestyle rapper in the furry fandom
kurrel made the furry song, this the furry anthem
raven and a tiger shopwrecking in tandem
i had wrote lyrics down, now i can't find them
aw hell, screw it, oh well, never mind them
hah! i ain't slippin' when i'm rhymin'
and at a con i ain't trippin' if you grindin'
so if you get your yiff on, i ain't mindin'
but sorry bout my belt buckle, too blindin'
my mission is to make a beat, then kill it
help mundanes feel it, furry fandom is the reallest
and if you ain't feelin what i just said
then i'll stop being me when I'm dead
hah! furry rap ambassador
we got diplomat status
Category Music / Rap
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 120 x 116px
File Size 1.83 MB
And next to the tray, and beside the mantelpiece was a table
And upon that table some deliciously morbid/mordent porridge and more porous
Handfuls of clay wound into birds, crows, and more birds
And cautiously baked over a leather-glove-handed house-inferno-oven.
I sat back, enjoyed my corpse, and watched re-runs of a woman watching
ghosts contact their relatives and friends to precipitate hallmark moments
wherein the solstice/poltergeist-gate opens up.
But how can I write a lasting impression of something so transient as /Ghost Whisperer/?
A historian is dead; everything is history. /And my/your documentation of that story/ is now a weird fragment of an immense archive of garbage, clinging to the fringes of an overflowing pile, spewing volcanic methane gases of taint and word rot.
Into/Until the quaking valleys became anxious sallies
And the nervous
knelled no-knocks on our door-devices.
And upon that table some deliciously morbid/mordent porridge and more porous
Handfuls of clay wound into birds, crows, and more birds
And cautiously baked over a leather-glove-handed house-inferno-oven.
I sat back, enjoyed my corpse, and watched re-runs of a woman watching
ghosts contact their relatives and friends to precipitate hallmark moments
wherein the solstice/poltergeist-gate opens up.
But how can I write a lasting impression of something so transient as /Ghost Whisperer/?
A historian is dead; everything is history. /And my/your documentation of that story/ is now a weird fragment of an immense archive of garbage, clinging to the fringes of an overflowing pile, spewing volcanic methane gases of taint and word rot.
Into/Until the quaking valleys became anxious sallies
And the nervous
knelled no-knocks on our door-devices.
Yo Bucktown, working on some word crafts and setting afloat some word rafts to run ashore on word reefs and atolls. I made this raft for you, not that you /need a raft/. I figured a little nautical invention might be appropriate, given my wretched, water-bound form.
I hope you like it:
zap! charged by a (like a) capacitor
molding verbs and word verves like plaster
woo-hah furry rap ambassador
watch your boi ghost riding the fandom
out the Colosseum like 'this is the anthem'
taking some chances and demanding ransoms
tuning into your TV like sam sung (no product plug here!)
Infrared Virtual B-Boi devices (no stances)
Low prices, laser light services (no line-dances)
Your making me go blind with these crazy red lines
while I'm tryin' to get in with the russet lions.
Or tigresses
If you think I'm fronting, I'll show you where the egress is
'cause I'm in the shopwrecking and word-slaughtering biz
Drink my tonic straight just for the fizz
My syllables aren't killable
My decibels are un-arrestable
And yet attestable to be bestial
in the rhyme vestibule
Digestible edible incredible
Counting you out to an infinite decimal
And putting you in your place
With an entire case of mace which I keep
In the event of an emergency
Or when I need to quell a rhyme insurgency fervently
Keep the mundanes reeling, I can't stop this feeling
Keep the Mudvayne flowing through Peoria
'Causing all kind of hysteria
But curing all kinds of malaria
The quinine's got me feeling fine & sublime
Diplomatic immunity; commanding an MC army with impunity
Taking the opportunity to (prioritize and) address the community
we have legal waivers, we got legal papers
we've got many flavors, and you wish you had this (take, it, gratis)
we got ambassador status
Best,
Jelehfish
I hope you like it:
zap! charged by a (like a) capacitor
molding verbs and word verves like plaster
woo-hah furry rap ambassador
watch your boi ghost riding the fandom
out the Colosseum like 'this is the anthem'
taking some chances and demanding ransoms
tuning into your TV like sam sung (no product plug here!)
Infrared Virtual B-Boi devices (no stances)
Low prices, laser light services (no line-dances)
Your making me go blind with these crazy red lines
while I'm tryin' to get in with the russet lions.
Or tigresses
If you think I'm fronting, I'll show you where the egress is
'cause I'm in the shopwrecking and word-slaughtering biz
Drink my tonic straight just for the fizz
My syllables aren't killable
My decibels are un-arrestable
And yet attestable to be bestial
in the rhyme vestibule
Digestible edible incredible
Counting you out to an infinite decimal
And putting you in your place
With an entire case of mace which I keep
In the event of an emergency
Or when I need to quell a rhyme insurgency fervently
Keep the mundanes reeling, I can't stop this feeling
Keep the Mudvayne flowing through Peoria
'Causing all kind of hysteria
But curing all kinds of malaria
The quinine's got me feeling fine & sublime
Diplomatic immunity; commanding an MC army with impunity
Taking the opportunity to (prioritize and) address the community
we have legal waivers, we got legal papers
we've got many flavors, and you wish you had this (take, it, gratis)
we got ambassador status
Best,
Jelehfish
yOU ARE WEARING A SUIT,
iT'S GOT FUR ALL OVER IT BUT REALLY YOU SHOULD SUCK MY TOOT,
sIE ROLL, uH i MEAN THAT RHYMES BUT FUCK THAT'S
nOT REALLY WHAT i MEANT HERE, ALL YOU BRATS,
lOOKIN' AT MY HORNS AND GOING "ARE YOU A FURRY"
bUT i KIND OF HAVE TO CORRECT THEM IT'S JUST PART OF MY,
aNATOMY IT'S KIND OF AWKWARD BECAUSE THEY WANT TO TOUCH THEM,
i MEAN, uH, THAT'S PRETTY RUDE, MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT,
aBOUT IT IF i WANTED TO TOUCH THEM TOO,
pROBABLY THEY WOULDN'T LIKE IT EITHER, sHIT,
nOW i GOT OFF ON A TANGENT, bUT REALLY i GOT A FEVER,
aND CHICKEN SOUP FOR MY SOUL,
iS DOWN WIND EXPOSIN SOME FURRIES TO MY TROLLLLLLL (ING),
iT'S GOT FUR ALL OVER IT BUT REALLY YOU SHOULD SUCK MY TOOT,
sIE ROLL, uH i MEAN THAT RHYMES BUT FUCK THAT'S
nOT REALLY WHAT i MEANT HERE, ALL YOU BRATS,
lOOKIN' AT MY HORNS AND GOING "ARE YOU A FURRY"
bUT i KIND OF HAVE TO CORRECT THEM IT'S JUST PART OF MY,
aNATOMY IT'S KIND OF AWKWARD BECAUSE THEY WANT TO TOUCH THEM,
i MEAN, uH, THAT'S PRETTY RUDE, MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT,
aBOUT IT IF i WANTED TO TOUCH THEM TOO,
pROBABLY THEY WOULDN'T LIKE IT EITHER, sHIT,
nOW i GOT OFF ON A TANGENT, bUT REALLY i GOT A FEVER,
aND CHICKEN SOUP FOR MY SOUL,
iS DOWN WIND EXPOSIN SOME FURRIES TO MY TROLLLLLLL (ING),
i DON'T RESPOND TO RHYMES IF THEY'RE CORNY
aND i DON'T TOUCH PEOPLE'S HORNS IF THEY'RE HORNY
i'M A MANIAC, CRAZINESS ADORNS ME
aND i DID NOT BECOME THIS, i WAS BORN ME
oUT THE WOMB, I COULD THROW MY PAWS UP
aLL THE TROLLS CAN'T TOUCH ME, i'M A BILLY GOAT GRUFF
sO KEEP THIS IN MIND WHEN YOU WRITE NEW STUFF
i DON'T RAP BATTLE MUCH BUT WHEN i DO IT GETS ROUGH
fURRY RAP AMBASSADOR
wE DROPPING BOMBS ON YOUR DIPLOMATS
;)
aND i DON'T TOUCH PEOPLE'S HORNS IF THEY'RE HORNY
i'M A MANIAC, CRAZINESS ADORNS ME
aND i DID NOT BECOME THIS, i WAS BORN ME
oUT THE WOMB, I COULD THROW MY PAWS UP
aLL THE TROLLS CAN'T TOUCH ME, i'M A BILLY GOAT GRUFF
sO KEEP THIS IN MIND WHEN YOU WRITE NEW STUFF
i DON'T RAP BATTLE MUCH BUT WHEN i DO IT GETS ROUGH
fURRY RAP AMBASSADOR
wE DROPPING BOMBS ON YOUR DIPLOMATS
;)
I sleep in mah bed with a bluebird plushy
this aint faux fur, ho! This shit's luxury!
Yea i kinda like it if a fursuit touch me
got weed at cons and the pigs cant bust me
trust me, its all in the bag
ima slap yo face for callin' me a fur fag
bitch ima husky your lookin like a toucan
not a furry in the world can rap like this dude can!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
this aint faux fur, ho! This shit's luxury!
Yea i kinda like it if a fursuit touch me
got weed at cons and the pigs cant bust me
trust me, its all in the bag
ima slap yo face for callin' me a fur fag
bitch ima husky your lookin like a toucan
not a furry in the world can rap like this dude can!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
hey add me on here or what ever! or on facebook Leah Roo. or look me up via my e mail leahstriptour[at]tampabay.rr.com my pro file pic is me holding a beer walking a red nose pit bull.
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