Then let’s give her a few more donuts, I’m sure she’ll be too hungry to care about the outcome

And we'll have to mop her up from the floor.

you have the right to cable tv, you have the right to paint the walls (no loud colors and you have the right to sing the blues

Quite the conundrum! On the one hand, I certainly don't want her to burst - she's much better off in one piece, and besides, "it's hard to dote on a liquid stoat" - so a carbonated drink might not be the most timely choice. On the other hand, moving about with that much weight must be thirsty work, and the last thing I'd want is for her to pass out from dehydration.

(Wonderful work! There isn't enough art of fat ermine/stoat women, so it's heartening to see that being rectified!

We need more fatty mustelids.

Indeed Wojtek!
I think it would be great if "Hermione" can just overhyperultragrow extremely, impossibly, colossally, explosively, endlessly and eternally forever and never ever stop even once one single bit at all and finally become a countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrafeminine, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively titanic, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrabodied, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrastrawberry-shaped, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally, explosively and morbidly overhyperultraobese, countless times extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultraroundest, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultraspherical, countless times extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrawidest, countless times extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrasexiest, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrabodacious, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultravoluptuous, countless times extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultracurviest, countless times extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrabustiest, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultra-endowed, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrafertile, countless times extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrafullest, countless times extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultrasmoothest, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively perfect, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively flawless[/i], countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively superior, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively supreme, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively overhyperultradominant, countless times most extremely, impossibly, colossally and explosively supreme, extreme, impossible, epic, legendary, ultimate, endless, eternal, infinite, unlimited, unbound, unrestrained, unparalleled, godlike and cosmic and forever overhyperultragrowing "Overhyperultrasumo Primordial Titan Stoat/Short-Tailed Weasel/Weasel Blob Overhyperultragoddess of All"!
Like these two young Egyptian overhyperultragoddesses!
Oh, and I apologize for hiding the comments I've wrote many days ago.
They came out horrible.

Good piece as it is, but the places it takes my mind are even better. Imagining an obesity to bursting epidemic, an artificial one created and spread by a shady organization. And this detective is ready to nail their butts to the wall. Too bad she’s in the end stages of the affliction and won’t get to cuff anyone before she pops.