Its St. Patty's day....and I'm the smartest rat. While everyone else is getting drunk, dancing, and otherwise acting stupid, I'm stone cold sober. My register is full, my camera is full, and when the night is at an end, I get my pick of the last men standing...to take home with me.

The clothes make the man....not a drop of Irish blood in me..

(art is  BadCoyote)