You may have noticed that the fish slapping shortages I reported on in may of last year have extended well into 2018 by now.

The reason for that is simply that I haven't drawn anything in nearly a whole year  scuttlebutters is a raccoon now. Raccoons eat fish. This is rendering my offensive ineffective.

But do not worry: I have a secret weapon ready to go. (You know, that secret weapon I foreshadowed way back). It will be ready on april 24th 2017. Um... wait. I meant 2018. In fact, I might need to postpone the 24th of april to a later date as well. (It's okay, postponing birthdays is supposed to keep you young.)

So um, yeah. I'm truly sorry Butters, this is just the fake birthday present I scribbled up right-fast to make a birthday-imposed-deadline. Real birthday present incoming real soon now.