Honestly, why is everybody so obsessed with that obesed old man?
In Germany (well, at least in my part, to be fair) we get our presents by the Chriskind ("Christ Child"), usually depicted as an angelic chick with blonde curly hair. So I better suggest that you run to your nearest window and start shouting "Santa is inferior" repeatedly till Christmas Eve or so. Cause then she's gonna ring her bell and you get you presents instantly.