Rainbows are bad ass now?

Yep, especially when you beat a leprechaun for it and then stitch it onto your dirty jeans. Totally badass.

The only downside to that is if you have other 'badass' friends they'll swarm you like a pack of sharks on a wounded whale if you do something none badass.

Is she leaning back and her tails are supporting her?

She is in the middle of a dance! :o

Ah, okay

the chicken dance?

It is the Bad-Ass Strut.

(in a monotone) Before I followed Electra's guide to popularity I was quiet and unloved...but now people know I'm a bad ass because I tell them so (over and over and over again). Thanks Electra!

So, buy today! Only 19.95$ shipping and handling not included. Must be 18 or over to call.


Just thought I finish it for you

Heh... neat.

Has she watched Cro High?

dont use too strong a bleach or you will end up with white hair and look like a pussy

I love you so much you don't even know.

What does Dinner Is Dangerous sound like? We could make them happen....

Alternative SKA Punk with just a hint of Reggae. :|

Alrighty, give me a song name and I'll try and make a song of it for you :)

Really? Well aren't you just the sweetest thing!

OK: 'This Is Why You Suck' sounds nice and angry.

Sounds good to me! I'll see what I can do.

Far out! Thanks!

Now this I gotta see.

Me too! Haha, I love biting off more than I can chew.

all the badass kids like alt. ska punk

A lot of your work focuses on popularity. 8D

It is a rich source of fodder.

But the Electra stuff especially, since it's her MO. So yes, continue to see this theme BEATEN IN TO THE GROUND.

dinner is dangerous is a rad name

I know, right? Makes me wish I had a band.

we are now in a band.

you play the tuba while i play the electronic mandolin

Now I can be a bad ass the PROPER way.

Oh boy~

Gotta love poking at those furries who are attention whores (IE Zer/Seux)

lmao this is the same thing I thought of when I read this

Haha oh man same

trying...

TRYING...

HYURRRRRRGH...

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any internal injuries caused by trying to become a bad ass.

Oddly enough I wonder the next step of POOPULARITY

Dinner IS dangerous!

I thought of it while I bumped my knee during dinner preparation, see!

Pffft.. Hard work and kindness, cha right.

Am I weird for wanting to have some kind of fake history of Dinner is Dangerous*? Then people could make songs in the same general vein. So fictionally, they would have just a few members (probably rotated frequently due to creative differences and inconvenient restraining orders), but in reality, they could potentially be... THE ENTIRE INTERNET.

Anyway, I think that guide is aiming to low so far as fake bad-ass-ness goes. What about staring directly into the camera in a blindingly clean room, wearing an exaggerated smile and latex gloves, with one hand held at shoulder-height, clenched partway into a fist.

...

Some people might think I'm odd for having that so quick at hand, but this wasn't something I was considering. My mind just works fast.

*Actually, I'm weird for entirely other reasons.

Actually, everything here is brilliant. My hat off to you, good sir.

In line with the first idea, I may try (and probably fail) to write etc one of their songs. I'm thinking "I Don't Wanna Be Your Special Friend" or something like that (probably including misspellings) for the title.

Watch this space for failure, as I attempt to work on yet another project simultaneously (previous count: 4, with appreciable progress made on 2)

Not even a MENTION of the middle finger?

You're getting sloppy >:|

I'm afraid of people who act tough on the internet.






:<

Electra should also have told them about the bleek out look on life

that gives you bonus point

Blood=BAD ASS

Your words are true, as always. It must be right, I saw it on the interwebs.

Hahaha, my brain didn't process the bad in bad ass when I first read the title.

...Okay, so what if you have real pictures of you bloodied in a filthy place and you're still not a badass, you just have a bad job?

Is she also a shop-lifter? That would totally make you a bad ass, too.

I've always wondered...is this character a real person? XD LIke does "electra" actually exist or is it just a representation of various people?

Electra is a collection of various TRAITS, but is a fictional character and not based on any person.

Or that's what you say, to avoid lawsuits. :p

I'd love to see someone sue me over this, really I would.

But in all seriousness, nope. She's a character I made up. Just like Kenta (my otaku nerd) is a fictional combination of traits and not based on any person.

Ah I see. :)

I cant wait to see more of this collection of traits, it's a very funny collection!

I'll sue you! That's me! :p
Nah, it's be silly to sue you over it, because then said person would be admitting that they're not really badass. :p And that would be silly.

She's really believable though. I know several people who are pretty similar to her. (sadly)

A gestalt.

The more you know!

Everything Electra said: SO TRUE. :p

I know someone like that. Though, who doesn't?

BAD ASS

Yes, yes and yes! Rebellious(in this instance) = not doing anything to actually change things to the better but being unscrupolous about behavior and put on weird clothes is totally fighting the system maaaaannnn!

This does not just apply to the internet.

I think "DINNER IS DANGEROUS" is better if it's not a band name, it's just something badass she wrote on her jeans.

Hey, where did all her frilly stuff go? Does she take it off just for the b@D-a$$ pics?

I've been lazy about including it as of late. For shame.

No!! Don't ADMIT it! Claim she's going in a new direction. She's uhhhhh, decided that badass and iconoclastic is the new cool. She's now into ska (though secretly hates it)

I see Electra's having DANGER FOR DINNER.
Sorry, the band name just made me really want to say that. :'D

Reminds me of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 hot sauce sketch. "Is it bold?" "BOLD?! Hell yes it's BOLD!"

I like how Electra is talking about being a bad-ass poser, and the pose she's in is completely un-badass.

don't forget about photos of you at anthrocon smoking crystal

she's kind of big to fit in your mo-- OH! Meth! Haha, silly me!

Are you sure this isn't Zer's philosophy on life, and you mixed up the two?

And the amount of people I have met in and out of the fandom who live by this "creed" is more than I care to admit. In fact, they are why God gave us alcohol!

Cheers.