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I'm not taking the heat for this one, folks. This here is 
azumawoof brainchild, with I but the hapless artists fated with giving a medium for his acoustic savagery and fermenting rage. With 
zenon serving as hapless witness to his sheer frothing, bloody wrath.
Also, hope there are no Edinburgh residents out there who are reading and offended. Hey, relax, I know some people from Edinburgh ... well, okay, I don't, but I met, met, like, this one guy who visited there once. For a few days. He said it was a lovely city, with lovely people, and I'll take his word for it.
azumawoof brainchild, with I but the hapless artists fated with giving a medium for his acoustic savagery and fermenting rage. With 
zenon serving as hapless witness to his sheer frothing, bloody wrath.Also, hope there are no Edinburgh residents out there who are reading and offended. Hey, relax, I know some people from Edinburgh ... well, okay, I don't, but I met, met, like, this one guy who visited there once. For a few days. He said it was a lovely city, with lovely people, and I'll take his word for it.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Dog (Other)
Size 179 x 1280px
File Size 1022.4 kB
Thanks! Though I can't claim to have any real firsthand experience with the sheer madness and rage this kind of game induces upon it's owner, the few times I did give it a try were more than enough to help me imagine what an immersive experience must be like for the poor, fragile human phyche.
I figure it must be something like a cross between a Chronenburg and Tarantino film.
... with that guy who did Hostel as director, and Anthony Hopkins in a cameo role.
I figure it must be something like a cross between a Chronenburg and Tarantino film.
... with that guy who did Hostel as director, and Anthony Hopkins in a cameo role.
I'll remain tactfully quiet on the issue... in the event that there are some angry Edinburgh residents with pitchforks and whatever else it is they use for lynching over there who could by lying in wait... just around the corner... close... closer...
"GAAAHH!!! NooOOOoooo, my spleen!! Auuugh, Oh God, Azuma was right, you call all suck it!!!"
"GAAAHH!!! NooOOOoooo, my spleen!! Auuugh, Oh God, Azuma was right, you call all suck it!!!"
No kidding... unless you're some kind of a freaking android or someone with a cybernetic arm, then by God, the pinky just does NOT move like that! Much less when you're trying to toss the damn guitar up into the air, waving it around like a baseball bat until it registers that you want some damn star power!
And geez... I've only tried playing three times... imagine the poor, ravaged minds that do this everyday.
... where was I? Oh! Right... thanks!
And geez... I've only tried playing three times... imagine the poor, ravaged minds that do this everyday.
... where was I? Oh! Right... thanks!
Yes, and just look what you pitched to me for a comic idea! :P Either that idea came from a mind weary with daily Guitar Rage and fueled with a burning desire for violent revenge... or this is just regular behavior for you. If it's the latter, then by God, we should totally hang out more often.
I play Rock Band pretty often, I can do Hard...ish.. :P But its ridicious how some charts can be O__o;; And if you think guitar is hard... man drums are something else x_x I can safetly say this to anyone: After playing Guitar Hero II & Rock Band for ages, I still can't find out how to pull off star power flawlessly without fucking up a streak ¬_¬
I imagine drums would at least be more cathartic, as you are at least hitting stuff in the process. And hey, maybe for the uncoordinated, like us, they can come out with some kind of handicapped version of the guitar where you activate star power with a single press of a shiny button, rather than relying on shitty motion sensors!
... although If they were to release a handicap series of guitars tailored to our own level of incompetence, then I'd just have to get one that'd play the damn game for me. >BU
... although If they were to release a handicap series of guitars tailored to our own level of incompetence, then I'd just have to get one that'd play the damn game for me. >BU
Well, much apprec'iated and... uh... well, I can't say how I'd do with that particular one. On the one hand, you fuck up with in such a high class setting, the virtual audience is generally far too polite to boo you, but on the other hand, you run the odd risk that a Lithuanian man who's also a cannibalistic serial killer on the side will make you pay for ruining his evening by eating your character's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
Well, what the hell... I could break out my old Jerry Lewis impression. :P
Well, what the hell... I could break out my old Jerry Lewis impression. :P
It was the guitar riff... or rip heard 'round the world. You'll hear another one in about two hours after he finishes taping it back together. :P
Yeah, seriously, it's hard to believe guitars survive well at all, considering that those who we're trying to emulate in these games are continually smashing them dramatically against the stage floor. All things considered, your tally is pretty conservative. :)
Yeah, seriously, it's hard to believe guitars survive well at all, considering that those who we're trying to emulate in these games are continually smashing them dramatically against the stage floor. All things considered, your tally is pretty conservative. :)
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