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EXCUSE.

That ain't comic sans.

Son yer doing me a frightin der.

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I am suspicious :3

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Yes, put them there. Seriously Opossums are adorable and unless rabid basically harmless, I mean "Play Possum" means "Play dead" ther stunt is literally looking like they are dead but I love them they are basically lazy Raccoons. Also, why did raccoons not get domesticated like dogs? Wolves are not stupid, raccoons kid of are and I guess that is the answer

Opossums are resistant to Rabies. They can never be rabid :3

Proof both that they are awesome and that there is no god. I tried to Search if Racoons are (sadly no) but I got "can Racoons swim" and "Can Racoons Jump" and now I am sad beacuse YES! WHY THE FUCK COULD THEY NOT! Hey look at this adorable mammal I bet it can not jump! Are you retarded? Seriously are you mentally handicapped? Yes it can jump it is a fucking raccoon, also it an swim and walk and eat and fuck you in your ass! Can it jump? No not like it has legs or anything OH WAIT IT DOES? This is why furries are a thing we see people for as stupid as they can be.