Nessie is Scottish!
I WILL FIGHT YE ON THE BONNIE BANKS OF TE CLYDE IF YE SAY THIS AGAIN!!
Git yur kilt!

Can't argue with the DNA

If anyone can fight with DNA it's an angry Scot XD

So they are testing for urine? Didnt know Nessie was into that

o3o sweeeet! :D

How are they going to test the DNA of a creature that may or may not exist and of which they do not have even a scale of?

How does this work? Dont they need some material for DNA testing? What are they going to test?

It will probably be testing the water of the loch to see if there is unidentified DNA to be found, (there will be DNA, from cast off cells and such). When they do find some DNA that cannot be identified, (and there will be), they will promptly declare that it is proof Nessie really truly exists.

Then either someone will do a better test on the sample, (resulting in the same kind of facial egg as from that "bigfoot fur" which turned out to be from a bear), or the sample will be lost/destroyed/consumed in testing to avoid anyone double checking the work.

I did a DNA test and was surprised to find that I'm 19% European Jewish

Either Scottsman or Irish,deep down inside Nessie has a deep love and fanfare for William Wallace and the Irish Republican Army in their war against England. "FREEDOM!!!!!"

One odd photo shown years ago on the cover of "The Weekly World News" junk tabloid was Nessie wearing a green beret and a pro-IRA T-shirt saying "(BLEEP) The Queen!"

Oh yes,in Dinosaucers "Loch and Bay Gulls",Plesio and Nessie meet-might some alien Tyranno DNA be found?

< Maury clip of 'you are NOT the father' goes here >