"no longer bound by the ocean itself, no one knows where it came from or how it came into being! but the super sized predator now drifts over man's own domain!"


Mother has been searching for some good cheesy shark movies on hulu, the cheesier the better. Sadly all of them seem to want to take themselves too seriously despite being about killer sharks, and they all end with the shark exploding... or at least with the implication that it exploded despite no remaining shark parts in the aftermath.

nevertheless, I amused the idea of a huge balloon shark that drifted over the beach and on land to terrorize people in places no shark has gone before, possessing all the elegance of a hot air balloon. though he'd probably still explode in the end.