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Please be adviced that all poem like parts should be imagined as some sort of fancy-smanchy Disney dancing number.
Anyway, these would be the main characters from my latest book. The context may be a bit hard to get as this is just a short except, but I hope that it is somewhat understandable.
These loveable freaks have an e-zine together.

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The e-zine had five members.
(excluding Reynald, the main character of our story)

Let us meet them:

James Reginald “Reggie” Svensson, the leading editor from Sweden, and Elvis impersonator (but only as a ruse to escape notice).

As a child he had been a part in the comedy show The Svenssons, but he never liked it himself considering it jumped the shark like 20 times before season 120 (later seasons are not counted by fans).

Formerly a notorious anarchist, he had fled from several countries before coming to America.
There James had hosted some quite sweary shows about old games.

After that James had worked as a marketing guy for Sigvard Magnusson, a game developer for Swedish company “Lämnalyckanåthimmlen” (abbreviated Lämnalyckan) a name meaning Leave luck to Heaven.
He had been quite notorious.

But after that he had worked hard for nonhuman rights together with the Benandanti.
However, he was still a wanted criminal.

Now however, he was harmless…
Not counting his violent and sarcastic nature and desire to put a boot in the arse of “The Man”.
As for always giving himself raises…

They better watch out
All those oppressors
Something I cannot tolerate
Is authority and laws

I throw it all away
I disregard them all
In my opinion
All should decide
For themselves

Mankind is beautiful
True rights from within
Should govern all
And lead to love

Fire in my eyes
As I see all unrighteousness
Festering on the world
And above all
All the mighty people
Keeping the others down

Deep in the shit
We lay
But soon
We all will rise
And after a short battle
Fuckers against the wall

We will all be free!

Timothy “Tim” Hopkins the Goth bunny, and Reynald´s very best friend.
Together they were a prime example of polar opposites equals friendship.

He had been born on a farm in West Virginia with many siblings. Timothy was youngest and usually regarded as a good for nothing kid.

He had left his home to seek his fortune and had found it in the criminal-but-not-really-serious world.

For example Timothy had worked in Bruce’s and Chuck´s bar with a girl called Silvia. Nothing serious, but nothing particular legal, either.
Taking overprices for everything.
Including certain illegal brands of octopuses.

A mischievous veteran at Super Power, he had met Reynald when he was a con man on the streets of Oklahoma.

Shortly after that Timothy had discovered Goth music and then all Hell had broken loose in his mind.

Now he played in the band Fetus Creature with James and made movies…with his best mate Reynald in every effing role.

Now, however, he was strictly legal…
Well, mostly. That scythe he has seems pretty lethal.

I am a man of darkness
Master of the macabre
Even from birth
My parents would hide
My sibling’s toys away
Whenever I found
Something sharp

But I also have
A sunnier side
I am a good friend
A trickster with a likable personality
A perky Goth

Yes I am
A perky Goth
I like to sit in graveyards
And summon forces of evil
But I am also
Pretty damn fun

Watch me plot
Outside the morals
Of the boring bus people
Watch me be
Let me be
Kidnap Santa Clause and bite the mailman
A perky Goth!

I am different
From anyone else including other Goths
Everyone, heh heh

Takashi Yamashita the technician, a man who tops his general knowledge with a vely good glasp of languages.
Works part time for a power plant.
In his free time he plays in the band EVOlution with other workers of the plant.
However, he had never really gotten over the shame of working for the evil CEO type guy Adrian Smith.

Lewis Pilgrim the priest, from southern Africa. Full of nuts on the inside.
His deep voice makes him well known in his community.
Lewis had actually been a christian anarchist, fighting James for minor differences in dogma, but now they both had put that behind them.

Angela “Angie” Hawkins, James girlfriend, who he had met while on the run in Australia.
Partly disfigured after an accident, she now had a daughter with him.
The daughter they named Jokel.

They also owned a dog called Umber which was a prizewinning, purebred Liverpudlian Moptop.
In addition the e-zine world they all lived in was governed by a Amiga computer that had turned vaguely bad, something that may be relevant to the plot.

The purpose of Super Power was to describe news and other things in a way not found anywhere else. It often worked, even if it also dwelled in paranoid and/or nerdy territory.

At Super Power
Time and space is twisted
To the point of ridiculousness
To the point of awesome
What you see
Is what you get
When everything happens
For no apparent reason
In Oklahoma, America
Greatest in the world

If you ever enters
That magical place
Be prepared to stay
For quite a long time
But come and meet us
Get a few new friends
It’ll be a blast!
Work here a while
And you’ll never be the same!

What we can offer
Are things you have never seen
Twisting dimension
Cartoony feelings
But much more adult
So bad, it’s good
Like a 4kids production
Hosted on adult swim
Now you are playing with power
Super Power is the best!

Reynald liked all his new friends very much, because he was pretty alone in school.
But there was one who was special…

Reynald fell in love with a hired photographer, a vixen called Hermeline Thompson.

They had met in an arcade on a game show, and after a rather embarrassing session with a dance machine, Reynald asked her for a date.
However, she was rather forward, and so Reynald lost his virginity…
Not that he really used it.

Hermeline was actually not the kind of girl to be with a guy like Reynald, but something a bit unexpected happened.
Hermeline also pregnant!

Reynald and Hermeline met again and had a long talk, where Reynald confessed his love and said that he wanted to be with her forever.
No one had ever treated Hermeline that way.
Now she fell in love with him for real.

They got married and kept the child.
Reynald and Hermeline named him Richard, but in school he was called Dingo because of his likeness to the animal in question. In college he was the first one to get a car, so now his friends dubbed him Dingo Car, and whenever he showed up it was “Car time”.