This is my cat. He was chewing on a condom he stole from my room, so I took a picture of him.

Basically, I found him in a parking lot at KFC. There's a whole family of cats that lived there at the time, but he was under the tire of my friend's car, so I got some chicken and grabbed him and took him home.

It was my mom's cat before she died, so now it follows me around and only listens to me. So I've taught him to fetch/pick up things I drop, sit, come, and the hardest trick....looking for weed in my room....

I kid you not. I tell him 'Fetch smoke' and he smells around and finds my stash. :3 Once he brought the baggy to me.
He also knows when I smoke in my room, he knows cuz he comes running to me, so I smoke him out.

He functions as an accurate alarm clock as well. He knows I have to be up by 7:30am for school, so he walks up to my EVERY morning at that time, meows, and taps me on the elbow with his paw. He knows I come home at 3:30pm, so he'll wait at the window if around then for me, if he's outside, he'll come running back 2 blocks as a drive up. :3


I need to teach him Pay Day, or Hyper Beam or something. :3