Once you become a vampire, you don't have to work. You instantly become a foppish dilettante that preys on the unwitting peasantry on a nightly basis.

See, you'd THINK that would be LESS work, but it's honestly a real pain in the ass.

that's VERY true, especially in a world where people know vampires are real and she's legally classified as one by the government

you have SO much less time in the day to do things compared to people

and eating like

she tries to make as much of her feeding consensual but that's not for her own conscience that's just because it's most useful but like

jeez

vampire is hard

Ok but consider this: phone bills. bam. mic drop.

Is Houndrea also a vampire? She's got the red eyes and it seems like a reasonable thing to be in this situation.

she's a barghest, but secretly, pretending to be a human, unlike janet, who is open and out of the closet about being a vampire

see here for true form: https://vivigator.tumblr.com/post/1.....-make-it-by-in

Aha, a relative. It must take tremendous strength for her to resist marking bratty customers to hunt down later and make their internal organs smolder or something.

nah just a friend they aren't related

houndrea's brother is a church grim, for example, which dooooooo noooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOT like vampires at all

janet has a rap feud with another church grim that's gone on ever since she was a vampire

customers are spared houndrea's torments because she chooses to be lazy most of the time, a good dog

No I meant it's always good to see a fellow hellhound/shuckoid/spooky black dog sort of entity.
Also this rap feud sounds entirely epic.

Thank you. Houndrea is the best okay.