translation:
*knock and wait for answers before you go in!
*dont open any boxes because then it slams!
*Visitors walk barefoot at your own fish!
*the stuff lying scattered around shall be scattered around, if not I cant find them!
*to avoid any unnecessary wear on the bedding is bed-up once a week!
*visitors who do not like the "maximum capacity" should stay away!
*if you get bitten by the poisonsnake, dont bite it back because it is irreplaceable!
*those who come in to wake me should at least wear a helmet!
*On the walls I put up exactly what I want, remember that!
*"keep out" as they say in pure Swedish if your case is not very important!
*keep your fingers away from my PC, if you are over 40!