Unfortunatley  TheGuardian character, Chaoshi got knocked out of the first round of the contest (Took me like 5 attempts to get this looking right :P)

Here are the haikus and who wrote them


1) Jack07
I wish I could move
But I’m too full, don’t pop now
Just digest to fat

2) Gamefreak38
Much food before me
Drool escapes from mouth to floor
Hunger met its match

3) Boombox
My clothes are so tight..
Who knew it could feel so good?
I must have more food!

4) Chameleonice
The Moon of my gut
A waxing gibbous of joy!
Made of cheese, indeed.

5) Alkora
Claws a blur, stuffing
The buttons bursting in air
Round bellies bloating

6) Kaaziel
Swallow one more bite
Stomach swells and buttons fly
Need a bigger shirt